Jenna Jameson: Having A Porn Baby?!?

August 6th, 2008 // 2 Comments

How did his seed find purchase in that? Did they use a staple gun? Zombie stripper Jenna Jameson is reportedly knocked up by UFC-fighting boyfriend Tito Ortiz. That kid will just up and WALK out of her vagina.

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week,
including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,”
said a source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s
wanted for a very long time.”

Jenna is supposedly retired from the skin flick game. She suffered a miscarriage during her previous marriage to former manager, the missing-a-vowel Jay Grdina.

Good luck to that kid. I’d try and be happier for this slattern but everytime I write about her I’m reminded of the hooker who stole my wallet at her birthday party. Has anyone beat that bitch down for me, yet?

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in the gallery!


How did his seed find purchase in that? Did they use a staple gun? Zombie stripper Jenna Jameson is reportedly knocked up by UFC-fighting boyfriend Tito Ortiz. That kid will just up and WALK out of her vagina.”She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week,
including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,”
said a source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s
wanted for a very long time.”Jenna is supposedly retired from the skin flick game. She suffered a miscarriage during her previous marriage to former manager, the missing-a-vowel Jay Grdina.Good luck to that kid. I’d try and be happier for this slattern but everytime I write about her I’m reminded of the hooker who stole my wallet at her birthday party. Has anyone beat that bitch down for me, yet?Check out all 10+ photos of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. Ang

    She’s looking strange these days dont cha think? I thought sex was supposed to be good for ya? But she’s still a sexy thing. But that Tito is just nasty..reminds me of a big nerd who got his ass whipped all the time so he decided to get all bulked up, but still looks like sh*t.

  2. Buster Cherry

    ugly no shape legs … 100% skank certified bimbo

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