Jayden James Federline Is Unharmed

January 5th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Well, it looks like Britney might be a mess but she’s not the type to shake the baby. Thank christ for small favors. Reports say that despite having been drunk or high or whatever she was trippin’ on and locking herself away with the baby during yesterday morning’s meltdown, JJ was unharmed. A previously reported “bruise” was just a normal rash type thing that little kids get. The reason why JJ was taken to the hospital is because it’s standard procedure on the part of the authorities in a “traumatic” incident in the home like the one that happened. Though, don’t even think that JJ didn’t try to spell out “Get Me The F*ck Away From This Crazy” or “Adopt Me” in drool or with Cheerios or something for the hospital staff to see.

By J. Harvey
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  1. meli

    Why is it that you capitalize Brits name but not Christ?

  2. Wish Granted!

    Twatney may not shake her babies, but she sure knows how to scare the shit out of them.

  3. devil

    Don’t give Britney ideas. Now that she knows what an attention-grabber shaking a baby is, she’ll do it just for the press.

    Those kids are as good as dead if she gets custody of them.

  4. heather

    Interesting that you’re not mentioning the fact that all tests came back showing she was not under the influence of any substance- narcotic nor alcoholic, and the authorities have said their statements of the ‘unknown substance’ she was suposedly on was just a speculation…

  5. lana

    Uh noone really knows what her test came back as ever heard of HIPPA policy? Also if she was sober that makes it even worse then there is no excuse for her behavior except she is bat shit crazy.

  6. K.

    I totally agree with Meli, why would you capitalize Brit’s name and not Christ’s? Seems to me that it should be the other way around. If we allowed Christ to stand out and be apart of our lives, we wouldn’t have so many problems and neither would Brit.

  7. K.

    I totally agree with Meli, why would you capitalize Brit’s name and not Christ’s? Seems to me that it should be the other way around. If we allowed Christ to stand out and be apart of our lives, we wouldn’t have so many problems and neither would Brit.

  8. Mitsu

    I disagree with meli, I never capitalize the name christ or the name of that religion he started. I always use small letters, out of principle. It’s a small form of protest but I do what I can.

  9. LeslieD

    God bless britney and her family. I hope that she can get well this year.

  10. Jai

    Mitsu………you’re an idiot

  11. Jai

    Mitsu………you’re an idiot

  12. shadygoddess

    yeah, why not protest Christ? I mean, all He wants is for you to love your brother and behave yourself. Oooohh!! Oh no, someone is giving me rules to follow!! Nooo!!!!!

    Next time, read about who Christ is, don’t just let Jerry Falwell, etc influence your opinion, Narrow Brain.

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