Jay Leno Hanging On At NBC

December 9th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Jay Leno exits his whiny, annoying self (sorry, still haven’t forgotten him telling Ryan Phillippe to make his “gayest” face at the camera) from The Tonight Show on May 29 of next year and Conan O’Brien takes over.

But NBC doesn’t want to let go of the supposed ratings cow that is the lantern-jawed syncophant. They’re giving him a show at 10 PM every weeknight, which will put him up against primetime giants like CSI! Good luck with that.

Sources say that NBC wanted to make sure that they didn’t lose Leno to ABC, CBS, Fox, or Sony Studios. How would you lose him? You can see that jaw from space!

The new show will reportedly be in the same format as Leno’s Tonight Show. So Conan’s Tonight Show will be in the same format as his Late Show, and Jimmy Fallon‘s Late Show will be terrible because he’s not that thrilling anyway. NBC needs to re-think some of this. Get a crazy woman with a drug problem in there. That’s going to capture the twenty-somethings, women and gays. We like trashy.

Jay Leno exits his whiny, annoying self (sorry, still haven’t forgotten him telling Ryan Phillippe to make his “gayest” face at the camera) from The Tonight Show on May 29 of next year and Conan O’Brien takes over.

But NBC doesn’t want to let go of the supposed ratings cow that is the lantern-jawed syncophant. They’re giving him a show at 10 PM every weeknight, which will put him up against primetime giants like CSI! Good luck with that.

Sources say that NBC wanted to make sure that they didn’t lose Leno to
ABC, CBS, Fox, or Sony Studios. How would you lose him? You can see
that jaw from space!

The new show will reportedly be in the same format as Leno’s Tonight Show. So Conan’s Tonight Show will be in the same format as his Late Show, and Jimmy Fallon‘s Late Show
will be terrible because he’s not that thrilling anyway. NBC needs to
re-think some of this. Get a crazy woman with a drug problem in there.
That’s going to capture the twenty-somethings, women and gays. We like
trashy.

By J. Harvey
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    I wish there was Will and Grace.

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