Javier Bardem: Too Hot To Be Emotionally Unstable

August 7th, 2008 // 5 Comments

I didn’t even know that there was a rumor that Javier Bardem had experienced a nervous breakdown. Before that information reached me, however, word of Bardem’s denial got to me first.

When he was on the red carpet promoting Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Javier laughed off the rumor that a nervous breakdown was the reason for him dropping out of the movie musical Nine. Hello? Clearly he was avoiding any possibility of any awkward sex scenes.

Bardem said, “Do I look like a man who had a nervous breakdown?” Ha! I love it! Sultry burly men do not have breakdowns! I tend to believe him. Instead, Javier explained, “I couldn’t come to Cannes because of my nephew’s — how do you say? — Communion. It was a very big deal.”

How does he manage to make church sound hot?

Featured in the Gallery:  Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Patricia
Clarkson, Phillip Bloch, Harvey Weinstein, Georgina Chapman, Tara
Subkoff, Paula Zahn, Carla Gugino, John Turturro and Zoe Kravitz.

Click any photo to view all 25+ photos of Javier Bardem and company in the gallery!


I didn’t even know that there was a rumor that Javier Bardem had experienced a nervous breakdown. Before that information reached me, however, word of Bardem’s denial got to me first.

When he was on the red carpet promoting Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Javier laughed off the rumor that a nervous breakdown was the reason for him dropping out of the movie musical Nine. Hello? Clearly he was avoiding any possibility of any awkward sex scenes.

Bardem said, “Do I look like a man who had a nervous breakdown?” Ha! I
love it! Sultry burly men do not have breakdowns! I tend to believe
him. Instead, Javier explained, “I couldn’t come to Cannes because of
my nephew’s — how do you say? — Communion. It was a very big deal.”

How does he manage to make church sound hot?Featured in the Gallery:  Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Patricia
Clarkson, Phillip Bloch, Harvey Weinstein, Georgina Chapman, Tara
Subkoff, Paula Zahn, Carla Gugino, John Turturro and Zoe Kravitz.

Click any photo to view all 25+ photos of Javier Bardem and company in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Lyla

    He is delish!

  2. say what?

    delish doesn’t say the half of it, Lyla!

    the man is pure hotness!

  3. joan durtz

    He can come and have a breakdown at my house.

  4. Yummy in my tummy

    Is it me or does he look like a latin version of George Clooney

  5. Yummy in my tummy

    Ahem, what I meant to say is,

    Is it me or does he look like a latin < > version of George Clooney

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