Here’s an item for all you salty little bunnies out there. One industrious photo agency decided to put together the greatest hits of one Mr. Jason Trawick, boyfriend-slash-former-manager of Britney Spears.
They are quick to point out, though very diplomatically, that Jason has taken an epic downward spiral in the last year, going from prep-meister general (that’s a technical term) to grungy hipster. If you were dating a woman who couldn’t be bothered to de-bug her weave before leaving the house, you would probably skip a shave here and there too!
In a weird way, I almost kind of prefer dirty-version Jason. It’s kinda sassy. But those God damn flip-flops need to go. Some things should stay a mystery. Amiright?
Anyhoo, look through the gallery and take a sad journey with us, in which a happy, well-adjusted man sinks into a sordid life of Doritos, fro-yos, and tiny pubic combs. Enjoy!