Jason Statham Denies He’s Bank Jobbing Clooney’s Ex

July 10th, 2008 // 5 Comments

I don’t even know what that headline means, but you win some/you lose some. British roughneck Jason Statham denies rumors that he’s “helping Sarah Larson with her modeling career.” I use those quotes to indicate that people think he’s porking her.

Ms. Larson was recently jettisoned by George Clooney. Ten bucks it was because A) she said he loved him or B) she mentioned how much she liked kids. Damn, keep quite and look cute. That’s all she had to do, really.

Statham, pictured here at a premiere for The Bank Job, acknowledges he knows her but says that never made it horizontal.

“I have met her. I was in Vegas with my friend and manager Steve
Chasman last week and we were all at a big table. Next thing you know
I’m jumping in and out of bed with her,” Statham said. That last sentence is supposed to be sarcastic. I think.

She needs to get on his fish and chips, stat. She lost out on the Clooney and people are going to be just see her as some sad Pretty Woman-type chick that lost out on the dream!

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Jason Statham at the Australian Premiere of The Bank Job in the gallery!


I don’t even know what that headline means, but you win some/you lose some. British roughneck Jason Statham denies rumors that he’s “helping Sarah Larson with her modeling career.” I use those quotes to indicate that people think he’s porking her.

Ms. Larson
was recently jettisoned by George Clooney. Ten bucks it was because A)
she said he loved him or B) she mentioned how much she liked kids.
Damn, keep quite and look cute. That’s all she had to do, really.

Statham, pictured here at a premiere for The Bank Job, acknowledges he knows her but says that never made it horizontal.

“I have met her. I was in Vegas with my friend and manager Steve
Chasman last week and we were all at a big table. Next thing you know
I’m jumping in and out of bed with her,” Statham said. That last sentence is supposed to be sarcastic. I think.

She needs to get on his fish and chips, stat. She lost out on the Clooney and people are going to be just see her as some sad Pretty Woman-type chick that lost out on the dream!

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Jason Statham at the Australian Premiere of The Bank Job in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. toofy

    I’m SURE you’ll “wow” her with your brilliant white smile!!! Get some Crest White Strips! HA!!!!!!!!

  2. Darth Paul

    ^^Eat a dick. He’s hawt.

  3. keith

    Look at his eyes, his smile. I love this amazing guy. His personal ad is still available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up. Is he looking girls?

  4. WildGuy

    No she doesn’t! Ms Larson needs to go gold digging on some other doorstep. Jason is mine! He’s perfect. I’ll let you know about our marriage plans when we get them set.

  5. Gracie

    I thought George Clooney was gay and all these birds are his cover to show he is a hot blooded male. He tries too hard at being straight like Tom Cruise.

    Jason is yummy.

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