‘Dazed And Confused’ Cutie Jason London’s Tragic Mug Shot [PHOTOS]

Jason London (not Jeremy London, who appeared on Party of Five and Celebrity Rehab) was arrested on Sunday (January 27th) for being a messy, messy drunk.

The Man In The Moon and Dazed and Confused star looked completely beat-on while posing for his mugshot in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Here’s what happened, according to TMZ:

1) London, 40, was punched in the face by a bouncer who claimed that the actor “sneezed” on him at the Martini Ranch bar around 1:42 am Sunday morning.  The bouncer asked for an apology, London refused to give one and then punched said bouncer in the face.

2) While being thrown out of the bar, London was roughed up.

3) London then got “aggressive” with paramedics who tried to treat him.  The police report states that one of the cops had to “deliver a knee strike” to the actor’s thigh in order to seat him on the ground.  London later called one of the cops a “f**king hillbilly.” 

4) Naturally, London got himself arrested for disorderly conduct and assault.  While in the back of a cruiser en route to the police station, London sang out, “Guess what fa**ot?  I f***ing love this.  I f***ing own you guys so hard.  I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor!  F***ing look me up, bitch.”

5)  It gets worse.  London took a whiff of the car and told the officers “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.” London then leaned to the left and defecated in his pants.  “I told you I’m happy as sh*t,” he said.

London’s wife, Sofia spoke with cops the next day and said, “I know he’s an a**hole when he drinks.”

Obviously London blacked out and has no recollection of what happened, because he’s taken to Twitter to defend himself.