Jared Leto Actually Wins An Award

Lawsuit recipient Jared Leto and his band 30 Seconds to Mars won the award for Best Single at the 2008 Kerrang! Awards in London.

Kerrang! is a longtime British magazine that covers hard rock.

Jordan Catalano slicked back his hair and dropped his usual emo douche pose to accept the trophy. This is sorta ironic seeing as his record company is suing his ass.

The trophy didn’t make him a sex magnet, though. He went out clubbing afterwards and was shunned.

“Jared was trying it on with a blonde Cameron Diaz look-a
like all night. He kept sending drinks over to her table, but she completely shunned him and
went home with someone else. He’s definitely losing his touch.”


Cameron Diaz
lookalike? There’s no accounting for taste.

These pictures are interesting. Heavy metal is no longer easily identifable. I kind of like that. Yes, you have the douche contingent like Leto. But you also have skateboard dudes with asymmetrical haircuts, and Penguin golf shirts cranking out the boneshattering riffs. And even guys with skinny ties. Back in the day it was all spandex trousers, hair teased to the heavens, and the occasional trace of lipstick. Remember Cinderella? I miss them.


Lawsuit recipient Jared Leto and his band 30 Seconds to Mars won the award for Best Single at the 2008 Kerrang! Awards in London.Kerrang! is a longtime British magazine that covers hard rock.Jordan Catalano slicked back his hair and dropped his usual emo douche pose to accept the trophy. This is sorta ironic seeing as his record company is suing his ass.

The trophy didn’t make him a sex magnet, though. He went out clubbing afterwards and was shunned.

“Jared was trying it on with a blonde Cameron Diaz look-a
like all night. He kept sending drinks over to her table, but she completely shunned him and
went home with someone else. He’s definitely losing his touch.”

Cameron Diaz
lookalike? There’s no accounting for taste.

These pictures are interesting. Heavy metal is no longer easily
identifable. I kind of like that. Yes, you have the douche contingent
like Leto. But you also have skateboard dudes with asymmetrical
haircuts, and Penguin golf shirts cranking out the boneshattering
riffs. And even guys with skinny ties. Back in the day it was all
spandex trousers, hair teased to the heavens, and the occasional trace
of lipstick. Remember Cinderella? I miss them.