Jared Leto Actually Wins An Award

August 22nd, 2008 // 12 Comments

Lawsuit recipient Jared Leto and his band 30 Seconds to Mars won the award for Best Single at the 2008 Kerrang! Awards in London.

Kerrang! is a longtime British magazine that covers hard rock.

Jordan Catalano slicked back his hair and dropped his usual emo douche pose to accept the trophy. This is sorta ironic seeing as his record company is suing his ass.

The trophy didn’t make him a sex magnet, though. He went out clubbing afterwards and was shunned.

“Jared was trying it on with a blonde Cameron Diaz look-a
like all night. He kept sending drinks over to her table, but she completely shunned him and
went home with someone else. He’s definitely losing his touch.”


Cameron Diaz
lookalike? There’s no accounting for taste.

These pictures are interesting. Heavy metal is no longer easily identifable. I kind of like that. Yes, you have the douche contingent like Leto. But you also have skateboard dudes with asymmetrical haircuts, and Penguin golf shirts cranking out the boneshattering riffs. And even guys with skinny ties. Back in the day it was all spandex trousers, hair teased to the heavens, and the occasional trace of lipstick. Remember Cinderella? I miss them.


Lawsuit recipient Jared Leto and his band 30 Seconds to Mars won the award for Best Single at the 2008 Kerrang! Awards in London.Kerrang! is a longtime British magazine that covers hard rock.Jordan Catalano slicked back his hair and dropped his usual emo douche pose to accept the trophy. This is sorta ironic seeing as his record company is suing his ass.

The trophy didn’t make him a sex magnet, though. He went out clubbing afterwards and was shunned.

“Jared was trying it on with a blonde Cameron Diaz look-a
like all night. He kept sending drinks over to her table, but she completely shunned him and
went home with someone else. He’s definitely losing his touch.”

Cameron Diaz
lookalike? There’s no accounting for taste.

These pictures are interesting. Heavy metal is no longer easily
identifable. I kind of like that. Yes, you have the douche contingent
like Leto. But you also have skateboard dudes with asymmetrical
haircuts, and Penguin golf shirts cranking out the boneshattering
riffs. And even guys with skinny ties. Back in the day it was all
spandex trousers, hair teased to the heavens, and the occasional trace
of lipstick. Remember Cinderella? I miss them.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Roth

    Awww poo. I thought he got the “Douchebag of the Year” award…oops

  2. Chiquitabanana

    When i first scrolled down to this picture, i thought it was a look into the future of the Jonas Bros…..you know they’re gonna look this Haggard….

  3. Eileen

    Wow>> why does the guy on the far left look like a thinner version of Jack Black>>>huh??

  4. Eileen

    Wow>> why does the guy on the far right look like a thinner version of Jack Black>>>huh??

  5. Kelly

    They won two awards during this show. – Best Single, which they also won last year, and Best International Band.

    They’ve won quite a few awards during the last few months.

  6. Danielli

    since when does 30 seconds to Mars qualify as hard rock?

  7. Danielli

    since when does 30 seconds to Mars qualify as hard rock?

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  9. Kelly

    Jared Leto’s an arrogant doucebag! He calls himself a prophet on his myspace page. What a joke! He’s a pathetic excuse for a human being!! They win a FEW awards in Europe. So what! They are NOTHING in the U.S.!
    Princess Pussypants is a closet
    bi-sexual short sh*t who needs to get the sh*t beat out of him!!

  10. xxnorisa?

    Geez Kelly! What did he ever do to you? How is Jared a doucebag anyways? If he says he’s a prophet so what? I have read a lot more arrogant things on myspace. People in entertainment are supposed to be vain, arrogant, and self-absorbed. Jared Leto is a talented actor. He writes the lyrics for his band and he is artistic. He went to college and he worked his way to where he is. I admire people who gain success on their own. 30STM love their fans and I would hardly believe that Jared would fly off on someone unless he had a pretty good reason. I truly do not understand why so much hate for Jared Leto. Could someone please tell me why AND SHOW ME PROOF FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE!!! Don’t tell me about people he punched while crowd surfing. I know about that. There are two sides to that story.

  11. xxnorisa?

    Geez Kelly! What did he ever do to you? How is Jared a doucebag anyways? If he says he’s a prophet so what? I have read a lot more arrogant things on myspace. People in entertainment are supposed to be vain, arrogant, and self-absorbed. Jared Leto is a talented actor. He writes the lyrics for his band and he is artistic. He went to college and he worked his way to where he is. I admire people who gain success on their own. 30STM love their fans and I would hardly believe that Jared would fly off on someone unless he had a pretty good reason. I truly do not understand why so much hate for Jared Leto. Could someone please tell me why AND SHOW ME PROOF FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE!!! Don’t tell me about people he punched while crowd surfing. I know about that. There are two sides to that story.

  12. Norisa

    Geez Kelly! What did he ever do to you? How is Jared a doucebag anyways? If he says he’s a prophet so what? I have read a lot more arrogant things on myspace. People in entertainment are supposed to be vain, arrogant, and self-absorbed. Jared Leto is a talented actor. He writes the lyrics for his band and he is artistic. He went to college and he worked his way to where he is. I admire people who gain success on their own. 30STM love their fans and I would hardly believe that Jared would fly off on someone unless he had a pretty good reason. I truly do not understand why so much hate for Jared Leto. Could someone please tell me why AND SHOW ME PROOF FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE!!! Don’t tell me about people he punched while crowd surfing. I know about that. There are two sides to that story.

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