Jared Leto Kicks Off His Tour In Australia Looking To Make Some Good Music, And Meet Some Ladies

Jared Leto's Former Self
The Singer/Actor Has Changed Drastically In Mere Weeks
After being in a killer band and winning an oscar for an amazing movie, you’d think Jared Leto would have no problem getting the ladies. He’s still looking though, and he flew all the way to the land down under to continue his search.

Jared and his band 30 Seconds To Mars took their tour to Western Australia, where they performed a kick ass concert with balloons, flags, and Jared’s beautiful arms. Seriously, just look at them. How is he single again?

Weird as it may be, Jared is indeed single, and he gave a shout out to the women of Australia, saying “I am single. If you are out there and feel like saying ‘hi’, if you are coming to the show, that would be great.” I wonder how many girls going to the concert almost died when they heard that. I definitely would have. 

All those Australian girls dying to meet Jared, well he’s dying to meet you too. “I would love to meet the beautiful women of Australia. Always happy to meet them.”

The women of the U.S. would like to meet you too, Jared. Namely me. So hurry back from Australia, why don’t you.

While he’s busy attracting all of the ladies with his killer looks, Jared reflects on how he almost intensified those stares at the Oscars when he considered attending the ceremony in drag as an ode to his role in Dallas Buyers Club. “I thought about dragging up for the Oscars, going as Rayon, because I knew that she would have loved to be there.” Agh, my heart.

“It’s a lot, what women have to do to themselves. But in the end, when you put that final dash of lipstick on and your look all comes together, it really is a glorious reward.” Ok Jared, don’t get too into it. Stick to your handsome good looks, please. They’re working out for you just fine.