Jared Leto Has A Flower Crotch As He Chats With Fans In Paris

July 17th, 2014 // 1 Comment

Hey Jared Leto, is that a flower in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

Oh, it’s actually a flower in your pants? Never mind then. Jared was making a whole new fashion statement in Paris yesterday, as he greeted fans ahead of 30 Seconds to Mars‘ show at the Theatre Antique. Ooo, how very French indeed.

Jared signed autographs, posed for pictures, looked like Jesus–basically it was another day in the life of the Oscar winner. Also, he is still all over that “Jared Leto” hugging things meme. 

It all started with that photo of him hugging a tree, and now look where it is. I quite like this photo that Jared Instagrammed upon arriving in Paris.

Clearly, il aime Paris. So, does anyone remember what Jared looked like without all the air on his head and face? I find myself forgetting. But I do remember what he looks like as a woman, so there is that.

Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of the singer/actor/magical human in Paris. It’s worth it just to stare at the flower.

By Sabba Rahbar
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  1. Kirsten

    If you look at the rose, you will see it has been decorated with different colored dots. The dots represent the cover of the newest Thirty Seconds To Mars album Love Lust Faith + Dreams, which features one of artist Damien Hirst’s famous dot paintings. A fan had probably just given Jared the rose and he must not have wanted to simply throw it away. It looks as if his belt was the only place he could put it, thus keeping his hands free for Selfies and autographs.

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