Jared Leto Has A Flower Crotch As He Chats With Fans In Paris

Hey Jared Leto, is that a flower in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?

Oh, it’s actually a flower in your pants? Never mind then. Jared was making a whole new fashion statement in Paris yesterday, as he greeted fans ahead of 30 Seconds to Mars’ show at the Theatre Antique. Ooo, how very French indeed.

Jared signed autographs, posed for pictures, looked like Jesus–basically it was another day in the life of the Oscar winner. Also, he is still all over that “Jared Leto” hugging things meme. 

It all started with that photo of him hugging a tree, and now look where it is. I quite like this photo that Jared Instagrammed upon arriving in Paris.

Clearly, il aime Paris. So, does anyone remember what Jared looked like without all the air on his head and face? I find myself forgetting. But I do remember what he looks like as a woman, so there is that.

Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of the singer/actor/magical human in Paris. It’s worth it just to stare at the flower.