Janice Dickinson, The Queen Of The Overly Dramatic

April 20th, 2006 // 21 Comments

Janice Dickinson cuts the ribbon for the opening of her modeling agency, and does it in a way that only Janice Dickinson would do.

More photos of Janice Dickinson and her boy toys, after the jump.

(Images via JJB)

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. petergabrielfan

    She annoys me to no end. I love how she goes around bragging about how she is “SUPERMODEL” and most people have never even heard of her. RuPaul is more of a supermodel than her, and more beautiful too, which is sad considering he is a man.

  2. Kim

    Ah, how refreshing. A tranny with fake boobs making friends with another tranny with fake boobs.

  3. me

    Would you look at that! Phyllis Diller dyed her hair brown. Good for her, staying young like that!

  4. 2 Old 4 This

    All that’s missing from that mouth is a FISH HOOK!

  5. sm

    Janice Dickson was a “SUPERMODEL” before there were supermodels. In her day she was stunning! Ease up! Time is having its way with you as well.

  6. mutterhals

    I wish Janice was my drunken aunt…

  7. petergabrielfan

    Never said time wasn’t having its way with me…what I said is that J. Dickinson is a washed-up has been who looks like a tranny and treats people like trash. Read some interviews with her, google her name and read the horrible things she says about others. Then tell me you have sympathy for her. She is white trash with cash, plain and simple.

  8. john

    I actually love Janice Dickinson.

  9. kate

    “most people have never heard of her”… yeah, maybe if your from the backwoods of some hillbilly state.
    she’s a fashion icon and has been since the 70′s.
    what a penis.

  10. Tilly

    She looks like Beaty Davis in What About Baby Jane!

  11. Glamour Puss

    I can not believe THIS woman is giving modeling advice! In the second picture is is striking a very scary pose….the camera does not like her. I think she tries to be “in your face” and she just comes off like an abrasive,drunk, washed-out, has-been, bitch.

  12. pretty boy

    30 years ago she was probably the most beautiful woman in the world. What are you gonna look like in 30 years?

  13. fairmaidenvoyage

    umm I would hope that I would not look or act like this freak. I sooooo hate this woman! What a waste of flesh…Shes like a catfish all mouth and no brains

  14. las

    “30 years ago she was probably the most beautiful woman in the world. What are you gonna look like in 30 years?”

    Do I detect some aging housewives? ;)

    I don’t know how I’ll look in thirty years, but I can bet I won’t look like an aged version of Lindsay Lohan. Scrawny, giant mouth, bad clothes, screechy voice, and facelifts that don’t hide the drug-induced crevasses. Hey, she’s morphing into her ex Mick Jagger! Except he still has a career.

    And what’s more her creepy outside only reflects her inside. The biggest problem people have with Janice is not that she is aging badly. It’s that she’s greedy, nasty, vindictive, self-absorbed and desperate for attention.

  15. Girly Girl

    Janice is a slow motion, live action, never ending train wreck.

    If you watched the Surreal Life, you know exactly what I mean…

  16. buzz

    hey you bitches, shes got a modeling agency…what have you got? You let me know when youve been on the cover of every fashion mag on the plant, been on tv countless times and now have you own buisness…

    Have a nice day :)

  17. mark

    And she poses with tired, tired, cliched, gay models (with TRIBAL tattoos! how cutting edge).

  18. las

    “hey you bitches, shes got a modeling agency…what have you got? You let me know when youve been on the cover of every fashion mag on the plant, been on tv countless times and now have you own buisness…”

    As part of a continuing meltdown where you begin to look like a scrawny old lady, clinging to the glories of your youth, drug and alcohol addictions, the media mocking you, and squalling to anyone who will (or won’t) listen about how you were the FIRST SUPERMODEL…

    She’s pathetic, okay? It’s not success to make money off your body, and when that disintegrates, spend your declining years shrieking about how hot you think you are.

  19. petergabrielfan

    Las, you are so right. This is what I was trying to say in my post. I don’t care what she looks like. I’ve just heard the nasty things she says about people, and THAT is why I detest her.

  20. Big Mama Mae

    Janice is nothing. She aint all that and a bag of chips, She;s rude, tacky, disrespectful,
    and nothing more than a has been. Shes boring,
    the most ugliest thing I’ve ever seen, and as I said, not all that. So what if she has a modeling agency? From one bitch to another,
    get real darling. Your getting old, and you know it. Your nobody, your nothing, and your nothing more than a past druggie, ghetto tripe
    who has nothing better to do. BTW,,was’nt she a HE before> Hmmmm… one wonders.

    Big Mama

  21. Troy

    Easy Big Mama, she is just playing the game…and she could buy and sell your ass in a heartbeat.

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