Janice Dickinson Uses Her Natural Cell Phone Holder

March 27th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Look at this maniac! I love Janice Dickinson! She doesn’t need some dorky-ass belt loop holder. I hate those. Those are for contractors at lunch with their mistresses or Best Buy managers.

She just shoves her cell in her cleavage! Here’s “the first supermodel” getting a mani/pedi. To be honest, I’m surprised she didn’t put that phone in an orifice. And I don’t mean her ear. “Hello? Naw, I can’t hear you through my clitoris!” You know it would be on vibrate. Ok, I’ll stop.

Courage to that nail salon worker. You know Janice is telling her about her first orgy in the basement at Studio 54 and spitting on her.

No one loves cameras more than Janice Dickinson.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

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By J. Harvey

  1. Bleecker

    She is a maniac, but not because of where she stores her cell phone. I also store my cell phone in my cleavage when I am wearing a dress or an outfit without pockets (and mine aren’t fake like hers are). It’s also a good place to stash it during loud shows when you can’t hear it ringing.

  2. misc

    I must admit, I use my cleavage to store things as well – my cell phone, keys, ipod etc. Sometimes you just don’t have pockets.

  3. Cat

    There you go another fashion trend for cell phone, especially when it starts to vibrate.

  4. Laurie

    I have been using my cleavage to carry my cell phone when nesessary for quite sometime. I don’t need a dried up old prune like Janice to give me tips!!

  5. Eyes of Green

    I put my $$ in my bra when i have no pockets. I call it the First Bank of Boobie.

  6. A Boston Socialite

    I’ve been using my cleavage and bra to hold electronics, money, keys, etc., for years. The girls are more than just eye candy for guys you know! They give great storage too. haha.

  7. devil

    “Natural” cell phone holder? Honey, there ain’t nothing natural on that woman. She’s been nipped, snipped and clipped eyes to thighs.

    Well, I guess the leathery skin is natural, though.

  8. Queen Caffeine

    I can only imagine what other body parts she utilizes as storage units.

  9. Stickler

    Oh J., did you have to stop? ;)

  10. Kbee

    Um, ladies… might not so wise to store possibly carcinogenic devices in prone areas like breast tissue…

    Throw it in your clutch. Unplugging for a few during your mani/pedi wouldn’t kill either.

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