Janice Dickinson Loses Her Teeth. Causes Mass Hysteria.

Janice Dickinson had patrons and waiters alike looking for her false teeth at Sant Ambroeus restaurant in Southampton earlier this week.  Before digging into her meal, the self-proclaimed “World’s First Supermodel” removed two temporary teeth and put them in her napkin.

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“I was so excited talking to [my friend] that I put my teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn’t find them! Did they fall into the soup? These things are so expensive they could feed a small village,” Dickinson told the New York Post.  Fellow diners Kourtney Kardashian, Alexa Joel Ray and Stacey Bendet wondered what the heck Dickinson was doing on the floor.  When one person asked if she had lost a contact, Dickinson said “OMG No! It’s my teeth!”

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Luckily the 56-year-old found her two teeth under her table, then went to the bathroom to wash and pop them back into her mouth.  The Celebrity Rehab star returned to her table flashing her pearly whites like only an aging model would.  “Age sucks,” Dickinson bitched. “And thank God my boyfriend wasn’t there.  OMG, no one wants a snaggletooth.”  She is currently dating 32-year-old David Blakely.  Dickinson worked on her fitness in Beverly Hills May 11th, stopping to hug a doctor friend.