Janet Jackson Has Now Removed Every Single One Of Her Ribs

March 31st, 2008 // 6 Comments

Janet Jackson has completed her typical album release cycle of going from being hefty to being intangible. That can’t be healthy. She does this every album. She records with meat on her bones, and then when it comes time for publicity, she loses the weight.

Jesus. This is a corset fetish pin-up type thing. Is she wearing a napkin ring? Miss Jackson If You Don’t Have A Small Intestine! Sorry, I thought I’d try every single one of the Fashion Disaster quotes I would have submitted to Life & Style if they hadn’t started rejecting everyone of my quips because I was “too mean”. Me?

Here’s Janet at the Kids’ Choice Awards terrifying the children into avoiding eating disorders. And maniacal surgical procedures.

“I could not believe how big I was, how heavy I really was. I would see myself in the mirror, but I wouldn’t look too often. I didn’t want to get used to that image,” she told Extra.

And I don’t want to get too used to this image. Humans should have bones.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. Nanc'

    How does she do that??
    She goes from Oprah size to Mary Kate/Ashley size within months…back and forth…all the time.
    Either she gets everything pulled/tightened via Dr. Plastic every few months or she has the most ELASTIC skin ever! Like…rubberband skin.

  2. ceejay

    I don’t think there’s anything abnormal about her waist size. I have a very small waist as well which appears extra small to others because of my full chest and bottom. If my top and bottom were smaller, my waist wouldn’t seem so tiny. It’s just a matter of perception.

  3. Jsex

    Oh how did I know someone like ceejay would comment with:I am anoerexically skinny but I have big tits so I look like her too. Point is Barbie that she is a role model, she is at the KIDS choice awards she should be showing children that their bodies can be beatifully full of bones instead she apears to have a very sick very sad eating disorder.

  4. ceejay

    LOL! Don’t recall saying I was skinny and I am certainly no barbie –thank the good lord. Apparently, you have never met any fit women with a healthy weight and a small waist. Perhaps you should expand your horizons.

    P.S. –Just because kids enjoy her music doesn’t mean she HAS to live her life to suit them or anyone else. Parents are responsible for setting examples for their children, not celebrities.

    Later :-*

  5. darren

    You two get a room.

    Janet looks wrong. Wrong wrong. Freakish. Disturbing. Is she going to jump out of my cupboard cackling one night and chase me around with a knife? I wouldn’t put it past her.

    She looks unhealthy. Eating disorder with side of fetish.

  6. blah

    Eating disorder? Can you not see her ass? I totally agree with ceejay. Anyone that wears a tight belt under their rib cage is going to look thinner.

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