Jamie Lynn Spears Is Out Of A Job

January 3rd, 2008 // 18 Comments

Oh snap, it’s all coming down now. Reports are saying that this will be the final season for Jamie Lynn Spears’ show “Zoey 101″ which airs on the children’s cable television network Nickelodeon. It hasn’t been confirmed whether or not her recent pregnancy reveal has anything to do with the series being wrapped up, but I know it has nothing to do with global warming, the writer’s strike or my decision to actually go back to the gym in the new year. So I’m guessing her getting knocked up at 16 is probably the cause. Her show’s demographic by the way is children and tweens 9 – 14. Who probably shouldn’t be sporting stretch marks or know how to use a diaper genie at this young age. A source says that the show looks like it has been “canned” after the final two episode’s air. Knowing this country, the Nickelodeon executives will probably write her character out in a plane crash rather than having anything close to a pee stick with a blue plus sign show up in one of their character’s hands.

By J. Harvey
  1. IAMthatinnocent!!!

    Good for them. I hope this means the “pregnancy special” idea was canned. My lord. I was glued to Nickelodeon literally my entire childhood and can’t believe they would even consider this. What’s next, “How you get Crabby Patties”- Spongebob’s STD Special?

    Can we please at least allow our children the opportunity to have real childhoods???

  2. PinkWeenie

    HAH! The Spears’ next statement will be how they are “shocked and saddened” by Nick’s decision. And they probably really will be.

  3. Woody

    What a family

  4. Woody

    What a family

  5. Zombie Hitler

    I hope Jamie Lynn gets Britley to come yell at the producers of the show just like she did when Jamie’s co-star threatened to overshadow her.

  6. Zombie Hitler

    I hope Jamie Lynn gets Britley to come yell at the producers of the show just like she did when Jamie’s co-star threatened to overshadow her.

  7. gigi

    Before anyone tries to stone me for knowing this, I have a 7 yr. old and Nick is on our TV quite often. Crappy excuse, but anyway. Apparently, Zoey 101 is airing a movie on Friday. The subject: will Zoey (Spears) stay or go?

    Truthfully, I’m surprised they’re airing it considering how recently Momma Lynn sold the story of homeskillet’s pregnancy. Suggests to me that the execs have probably known about this for quite a while… long enough to end the show with a nice, tidy package (and film the ending with no baby bump in sight.)

  8. Cammie

    I’m pretty much glued to Nickelodeon when I hang out with my youngest sister, and the special is on “Zoey”/JL leaving to go to a new boarding school because her family is moving there. It aired tonight, but I haven’t seen it.

  9. Ugh

    Gosh, wonder how long before it’s anounced they’re suing for being cut? I can see it now. After all, they think it’s okay for a 16 year old to get knocked up and mama write a parenting book. That still cracks me up.

  10. JaneSays

    All I want to know is who is the dad of her baby? Rumblings are that the 19-year old that supposedly knocked her up isn’t the dad and that a producer on “Zoey 101″ is – a much older producer at that. Same producer supposedly knocked up another tween star who had an abortion and got a lot of cash to stay quiet. Can you just imagine that insanity?? If it’s true, a major pedo is going to be exposed and soon!

  11. Jay

    You know. Im not suprised. Anyone who has spent any time in Louisiana shouldnt be suprised either. This is the type of drama that these “coon-ass” cajun girls get into. I havent met ONE girl from Louisiana that wasnt out of her mind. This stuff thats happening to Jamie and Britney Spears is not unusual amongst these people. In fact, its a part of life. I guarantee that these two are walking around asking themselves why everyone is so shocked at their behavior. Those of you out there that dont believe me, just take a long vacation down in Louisiana, mingle with the locals and watch for yourself. Mark my words…all this stuff these girls are going through is just the tip of the iceberg.

  12. Jay

    You know. Im not suprised. Anyone who has spent any time in Louisiana shouldnt be suprised either. This is the type of drama that these “coon-ass” cajun girls get into. I havent met ONE girl from Louisiana that wasnt out of her mind. This stuff thats happening to Jamie and Britney Spears is not unusual amongst these people. In fact, its a part of life. I guarantee that these two are walking around asking themselves why everyone is so shocked at their behavior. Those of you out there that dont believe me, just take a long vacation down in Louisiana, mingle with the locals and watch for yourself. Mark my words…all this stuff these girls are going through is just the tip of the iceberg.

  13. Jay

    You know. Im not suprised. Anyone who has spent any time in Louisiana shouldnt be suprised either. This is the type of drama that these “coon-ass” cajun girls get into. I havent met ONE girl from Louisiana that wasnt out of her mind. This stuff thats happening to Jamie and Britney Spears is not unusual amongst these people. In fact, its a part of life. I guarantee that these two are walking around asking themselves why everyone is so shocked at their behavior. Those of you out there that dont believe me, just take a long vacation down in Louisiana, mingle with the locals and watch for yourself. Mark my words…all this stuff these girls are going through is just the tip of the iceberg.

  14. Josh

    Trailer trash… just like the rest of her family…

    Skank

  15. I just Have one question, if you guys have Zoey die in a plane crash, nobody will watch the show ever agian. You will lose a lot of money, plus u will get a lot of bad reports. maybe no ne will watch Drake & Josh, I,Carly, Unfabulas, and Just Jordan. Zoey is the main role in the entire show 4 crying out loud. So what if she’s pregant, that does not change anything. The show is about kids going to school, haning out with friends, dealing with homework and life problems. that relates to the real world people. The fans want to see Zoey and Chase finally be boy/girl friend. And last do not have a diffrent girl playing Zoey, it wount be the same.

  16. Hailey

    WELL J HOW ARE U .DID U HAVE THE BABY YET.I HOPE U FIND A JOB SOON :):(

  17. nadine

    jamie and britney i still love u

  18. smugbug

    i think canceling the show is the best idea if a teenager who is pregnant is our kids romadoel then what will happen next???

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