Jamie Lynn Spears Got Played

August 13th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Damn! In Touch Weekly is claiming some broken-down beatface bitch has been tagging Casey Aldridge‘s ass. And that this illicit affair has been going on before, during and after new mom Jamie Lynn Spears‘ pregnancy. Britney, get out your umbrella! You may need to school some bitches!

28-year-old Kelli Dawson says that her and Casey were romantically involved, and definitely sleeping together six months into Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. Did she choose the name Maddie Briann for them? How sweet. Will she be invited to the wedding?

They met in November of 2006. By the way, Casey is 19 right now.

“We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He
totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he
liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Pretty gross.

She also says she never know if big dolt Casey and Jamie Lynn were together “because it changed from day to day!”

Oh, and don’t think Maddie Briann’s beautiful face has kept Casey from putting his dumb penis into Kelli’s (spelled with an “i”, it figures) hatbox.

“I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she says. Why don’t they just bang in the crib?

Is what to do if this type of thing occurs covered in Lynne Spears’ book?
 


Damn! In Touch Weekly is claiming some broken-down beatface bitch has been tagging Casey Aldridge‘s ass. And that this illicit affair has been going on before, during and after new mom Jamie Lynn Spears‘ pregnancy. Britney, get out your umbrella! You may need to school some bitches!28-year-old Kelli Dawson says that her and Casey were romantically involved, and definitely sleeping together six months into Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. Did she choose the name Maddie Briann for them? How sweet. Will she be invited to the wedding?They met in November of 2006. By the way, Casey is 19 right now.”We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He
totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he
liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Pretty gross.She also says she never know if big dolt Casey and Jamie Lynn were together “because it changed from day to day!”Oh,
and don’t think Maddie Briann’s beautiful face has kept Casey from
putting his dumb penis into Kelli’s (spelled with an “i”, it figures)
hatbox. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she says. Why don’t they just bang in the crib?Is what to do if this type of thing occurs covered in Lynne Spears’ book

By J. Harvey
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  1. Mean

    Okay I’m not a Spears (any Spears) fan but, this HO is FUGLY to the 5th degree….that’s a man baby!

  2. misslala

    She looks like trash. Gotta love the girls that wear the cross between their boobs. Obviously they didn’t have a stylist for the picture. It must be nice to be such a slut that you would whore yourself out for a 19 year old boy with a baby. Hope it was worth it for her to make herself look like such a trashbag.

  3. T-Bone

    My sentiments exactly, misslala…;)

  4. joan durtz

    Ole mattress back looks about 50 years old! She needs to shoo. Anything to make a buck, triflin’ hick.

  5. lol

    look at her myspace, hahaha…it’s on private but you can still see the most disturbing background photo ever!

  6. Chloe

    Omigod! What a dirty whore!! It’s obvious she is a little trashy bitch…just look at the pic of her fugly head!! Wow, it’s beyond me why that using asshole Casey would cheat on his pregnant g/f when she’s as cute as Jamie-Lynn is. Poor thing, i’d kick his ass to the curb!!!

  7. Chloe

    Oh by the way i wouldn’t be crossing my legs like that ms dirty pedophile….you’re showing all your cottage cheese legs to the world….hmm real classy.

  8. janepitt

    People will do anything for fame and money.

  9. Jamielynn Spears

    She has on her Myspace something about “when she grows up…”

    Bitch, I think you’re a little PAST growing up. You’re 28 years old!! And I mean OLD!! And karma, yeah, karma’s great, especially when:

    1.) you’re sleeping with a 17 y/o BOY.
    2.) you know said BOY has a girlfriend.
    3.) you know said BOY knocked the 16 y/o GIRL up, and yet, you continue the affair.

    whore is right, karma loves people like her. desperate people call for drastic measures. she’ll get hers in the end…

  10. yenegon

    SHE’S FUGLY!!!!!!!!!
    Hahaha, she’s a slut, and a LOSER. She’s about 30, and messing around with some dude 10 years younger.
    Poor Jamie-Lynn, she’s cool and deserves better than the man-whore and the hideous slut.

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