Jamie Lynn Spears’ Keeping It Cheap

July 30th, 2008 // 4 Comments

OK! reports that teen mom extraordinaire Jamie Lynn Spears is planning a fall wedding to sperm provider Casey Aldridge to take place at her new home in Liberty, Miss. Get the horseshoe pit set up and buy us a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon and some pork rinds  – we got a wedding goin’ on, y’all!

The plan includes for a tent to be set-up on their new three acre estate, and for sister Britney Spears to be the maid of honor. Dude, she will HIJACK that wedding. Don’t even doubt. She’ll probably show up in a white dress, and fake a seizure to get the spotlight back on her.

There are also plans for baby Maddie Briann to be carted into the ceremony in a flowered basket by the bride’s parents. Sounds like a sacrifice. What is this – The Wicker Man?

She should just do what that other couple did, and get married in a Waffle House parking lot. It would totally be themed correctly, plus they would save money for the divorce proceedings.

Check out all the photos of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge in the gallery.


OK! reports that teen mom extraordinaire Jamie Lynn Spears is planning a fall wedding to sperm provider Casey Aldridge
to take place at her new home in Liberty, Miss. Get the horseshoe pit
set up and buy us a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon and some pork rinds  – we
got a wedding goin’ on, y’all!The plan includes for a tent to be set-up on their new three acre estate, and for sister Britney Spears
to be the maid of honor. Dude, she will HIJACK that wedding. Don’t even
doubt. She’ll probably show up in a white dress, and fake a seizure to
get the spotlight back on her.There are also plans for baby Maddie Briann to be carted into the ceremony in a flowered basket by the bride’s parents. Sounds like a sacrifice. What is this – The Wicker Man?She
should just do what that other couple did, and get married in a Waffle
House parking lot. It would totally be themed correctly, plus they
would save money for the divorce proceedings.Check out all the photos of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge in the gallery.

By J. Harvey
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  1. erin

    don’t knock the pabst

  2. killer-shoes

    Basically it’s up to the couple to plan their special day, so who cares as long as they enjoy their ceremony and reception simple or posh. At least she’s not a insanely-difficult, snobby narcissic money-burning bridezilla, snubbing anyone, including close relatives who aren’t suitable enough to attend HER ROYAL WEDDING!

  3. New York

    Lynne are you proud of yourself? LOSER Trailer Wench.

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