Poor Jamie-Lynn. She is over all of this mess. Here she is, picking up some stuff from Wal-Mart, while her sister goes crazy and this baby of hers continues to expand her young, teenage body and even though she had the good sense to head back to Kentwood, Louisiana, she still can’t escape the paparazzi. Or the rumors, thanks to her Uncle William, who lives to dish the family dirt.
According to Willie (that’s how I like to refer to him), Jamie Lynn was an accident, just like her unborn baby. Lynne became pregnant after Jamie had already had a vasectomy, so he became convinced she had cheated on him. A paternity test later revealed Jamie to be the father, according to William. “That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”
OK, that does sound kind of trashy, but still I feel like I don’t know a single person who isn’t the result of an unplanned pregnancy. For the longest time, I didn’t realize that people actually could try and plan that kind of thing.