Jamie Lynn’s Million Dollar Bun in The Oven Should Arrive in Spring

December 19th, 2007 // 30 Comments

Not that long ago, Jamie Lynn claimed she didn’t have a boyfriend and was “keeping her options open.” In an interview she gave to the Associated Press, she talked about plans to attend Louisiana State University, with no intention of ever relocating to Los Angeles. Keeping her options open? That’s an interesting way for a sixteen-year-old to put it. It sounds like a fancy way of saying, “I’m sleeping around, but I’m using birth control.” But not consistently, I’m guessing. Well, I’ll be curious to see if Jamie Lynn will still have a job after this. I’m not guessing pregnant teenagers are a hot commodity at Nickelodeon. Either way, though, Jamie Lynn stands to make a pretty penny off the pictures of her baby, once it’s born. Mama Lynn Spears has been in close contact with OK! Magazine since her eldest daughter’s meltdown and it sounds like mother and daughter have negotiated a deal in which Jamie Lynn will earn $1 million for the photos. Also, word has it that Jamie Lynn’s actually further along in her pregnancy than just 12 weeks, with the baby most likely to arrive some time in the spring of 2008. Well, I guess with all the problems this family faces, at least infertility isn’t one of them.

Photos: Splash

By Lisa Timmons
  1. peachpie

    sad…just sad.

  2. Crap

    What i want to understand is how in Georgia a young black kid, 17yrs old, gets put in jail for months for having CONSENSUAL sex with a 15 year old girl, BUt this 19 year old white kid gets this 16 year old pregnant and isn’t facing charges of STACHITORY RAPE???????…Welcome to Amerikkka

    Sorry for the run on sentence folks. That is all. Good day.

  3. Chichi

    The age of consent in the States is 16, so Jamie Lynn can legally have sex. The case with the 15 year old was bogus, but legally she was too young.

  4. QuicheLorraine

    rewarding a 16-year-old who is foolish enough to get knocked up with a 1 million baby photo contract is disgusting and I hope everyone boycotts OK Magazine… The definition of *taking responsibility* is A) Don’t get pregnant underage. B) Either get an abortion or give it up for adoption to someone mature enough to raise it (ie. get it as far away from the Spears family as possible).

  5. This world doesn’t make any sense to me.

  6. anonymous

    The age of consent varies by state. And is rarely 16. In CA it is 18 and apparently 17 in LA.

  7. Janepitt

    Not only will she make money off of her situation. Her child’s birth will be celebrated by all of the baby blogs that keep this pregnancy histeria going on. It’s sad that this baby will give her the fame she never got from acting or singing. Our society is truly fucked up.

  8. fellasheowed

    sounds like jamie-lynn learned about “the back-door deal” just a little too late

  9. lils

    The pregnancy isn’t the big problem in this situation (although isn’t a good thing that happened to this idiot, anyway). Now she’s getting a million dollars for pix of the baby? She gets pregnant and got a reward.

  10. lils

    oops. Should read: “The pregnancy isn’t the big problem in this situation anymore

  11. Batmamma

    Well, well, well…why wouldn’t Nick keep the show going? I mean, their sister channel, The N, has shows that feature things MUCH more schocking and vulgar than teen pregnancy – all demographed towards teens. Their Nick News segment used to be hosted by Linda Ellerbee, lesbian activist and they seem to LOVE Rosie O’Donnell. They should show little Miss Spears in all her glory. They are so proud of showing kids about sexuality it would be discrimination if they excluded her. Parents should be proud to support a network that give such gleaming examples to teens. (Disclaimer: My comment should be read with a sarcastic tone.) Such morality…

  12. Wicked

    Oh good lord, some of you really are too dense for words. Since when is OK! a realiable source? Give me a fucking break.

  13. keith

    a whore just like mom and sis

  14. keith

    a whore just like mom and sis

  15. Jenny

    I am disgusted at how people are reacting to the fact that Jamie Lynn is pregnant. She is not the first 16 year old mother, and she won’t be the last. Instead of chastising her, why not celebrate the fact that she is going to raise a child, she is doing something incredibly brave. And frankly the only reason this is getting reported is because she is Britney Spears’ sister. Just because she got pregnant doesn’t mean that she is like her sister, nor does it mean that she is a horrible person. This is a girl who got pregnant, is taking responsibility for that, and now will raise a child. I am sick of people preaching to be pro-life, but chastising a 16 year old girl who will endure the pain of being a 16 year old mother. Give the girl a break. There are some good things that can come out of this, 1) Jamie Lynn will have a beautiful child for the rest of her life, and 2) maybe this will help families talk about sex, an important topic that sadly is overlooked and ignored by some.

  16. Henry Jr.

    You know this beats all….People have too much to say when it comes to this Teenager. Oh,My God!, she pregnant….First off, she is a teen model/actrress who has LOTS OF MONEY! How come the news media makes a big tthing when teenagers around the world are having children of their own. This is stupid but typical of gossip columns to people that have nothing better to discuss about. Teenage pragnancy is nothing we are NOT familiar about. It a shame that we as a society feel that we need to place our two cents into this matter..! Grow up people there are BIGGER issues that one “Celeberty Teenager” who has the resources to better he lifestyle without being hooked up with some loser. I am not in any way condoning teenagers to have sex, what I am saying is that Media goers are have a field day with this story because of who she is… Blaming her for not being responsible and accusing her to e role-model for kids….the role-models should be parents. Television is NOT a babysitter! I feel that Nickolodeon should NOT fire Jamie, but keep her on the show. Jamies pregnancy should be written into the show to better educate young adults about “THE REALISM ” about life instead of the bullshit telelvision broadcasts such as My sweet 16. Anyways, I know that I have more to sout out but why waste my time and breathe….I cannot change the world. I have to live in it and I have more issues greater than this of my own…..

  17. Henry Jr.

    You know this beats all….People have too much to say when it comes to this Teenager. Oh,My God!, she pregnant….First off, she is a teen model/actrress who has LOTS OF MONEY! How come the news media makes a big tthing when teenagers around the world are having children of their own. This is stupid but typical of gossip columns to people that have nothing better to discuss about. Teenage pragnancy is nothing we are NOT familiar about. It a shame that we as a society feel that we need to place our two cents into this matter..! Grow up people there are BIGGER issues that one “Celeberty Teenager” who has the resources to better he lifestyle without being hooked up with some loser. I am not in any way condoning teenagers to have sex, what I am saying is that Media goers are have a field day with this story because of who she is… Blaming her for not being responsible and accusing her to e role-model for kids….the role-models should be parents. Television is NOT a babysitter! I feel that Nickolodeon should NOT fire Jamie, but keep her on the show. Jamies pregnancy should be written into the show to better educate young adults about “THE REALISM ” about life instead of the bullshit telelvision broadcasts such as My sweet 16. Anyways, I know that I have more to sout out but why waste my time and breathe….I cannot change the world. I have to live in it and I have more issues greater than this of my own…..

  18. Miss Nosy

    I’m just sayin….
    she can’t be due in Spring, if she’s 12 weeks along. I’m 17 weeks pregnant, and I’m due in June. Spring baby sounds like she’s due in March or April. She’s got to be due in mid-July.

    Also, I too wonder about the statutory rape case. He’s anywhere from 17 to 19, she’s 16? I’m pretty sure JL will be visiting daddy in jail. But then again, she’s famous, so probably not.

  19. spaz

    to jenny and henry jr.,

    I think the reason people are shocked about this is because JL is NOT some poverty stricken teen from the inner-city who’s never heard of birth control and doesn’t have much of a future.

    She’s a TV star, and supposedly a “teen role model” for a bunch of Nick watchers…and her sister is THE POSTER CHILD FOR NOT HAVING CHILDREN AT TOO YOUNG AN AGE. I think the general consensus is “she should know better”, and that’s why it’s shocking. not that a teen is pregnant, but that THIS teen is pregnant.

    and supposedly her “religious convictions” are why she’s keeping it. So, abortions are bad, but pre-marital sex (at age 16!) is OK?

  20. fellasheowed

    statistically speaking 50 percent of the population could have been in this exact predicament…meaning half the population had sex by age 16…the redneck jokes and calling her a whore seem a bit out of line in conjunction with this fact…the girl could have made a mint being what britney could have looked like,so the back door deal is really to little too late in more ways than one…i actually give her credit for being honest i wonder if a simpson girl would have been, or a lohan…etc

  21. jimi

    Say what you want about Jamie. Personally, I think she’s an idiot much like her sister. But what about Mr. Church Goer 19 year old dad? What an upstanding guy he is. Screwing a 16 year old. Nice. The mom’s must be proud. Which is the other thing. The million dollar payout was NEGOTIATED between the gold digging Spears mom and OK magazine. Absolutely classless.

  22. Sky

    Well atleast this child has the money to support her baby. Now the question is will Jamie actually support the baby, and act like mom? Truth is it is impossible for her to ever be a good parent any time soon. Their is way too much growing up needed in Jamie’s life, before she can truely be capable of pointing someone else (baby) in a decent direction with guidance and nurturing.Sure many may look at this aspect of Jamie being a good parent simply by being able to spoil her child rotten, but that is nothing that can rais a human being. I’ve seen first hand many similar situations, and it will get old quickly for Jamie. This is not play house, where oh time to give baby a bottle and now nap time. I wonder does she understand,you just can’t leave a child at any given moment. This little life will have to be attached to her hip every waking moment for a very long time.I also find it unfair to Jamie’s mother. Here she is practically done raising her last child, just have gotten her own freedom back and able to live a independent life. But not as of this spring. It’s is a sad thing to think, but truh is the brunt of this child raising will wind up in the hands of Jamies mother for many obvious reasons. And that in it self is the most greedy thing any daughter could do at this age.

  23. jimi

    I think your concerns are well founded. But puleeeze. There are nannies to raise a child. No need or reason to think Jamie has to give up anything . . . just for baby.

  24. flatbellydance

    The thing that is pissing me off about this whole thing is the religion factor. Everyone seems to be under the impression that just because this trick throws in “met him at CHURCH”, then she’s a devout Christian. Some people *do* just go to church to say they’ve been to church – not because they actually want to be there, or because they believe in living a christian life. Which I could totally see JL doing, just to keep us buying that stupid squeaky clean country girl image.

    And just because she didn’t have an abortion doesn’t mean it’s “okay” to have pre-marital sex. “Spaz” put that on religious folks just to get that little jab in. Christians don’t believe in pre-marital sex, either, lame ass. Don’t take your hater-aid out on everyone who believes in God just because JL Spears just claims to be a churchgoer. Obviously, that household has nothing to do with God.

  25. Kelly

    “The age of consent in the States is 16…”

    Actually states decide the age of consent on their own, though I think it is 16 for LA. Here in CA, it’s 18, but there are exceptions when the pair are very close in age.

  26. Janine77

    Oh God, what is with the bible thumper? Listen lady, sex is human nature. We are animals, evolved from apes. If you debate this, you are obviously ignorant. Take a science class. Just because people have sex before marriage does not mean they are going straight to hell. If there is a God, he loves everyone equally, not just Christians. MOST people have premarital sex, even ‘true’ Christians. Stop thinking you are superior or are going to heaven because you waited until marriage to get laid.

  27. Toni

    These rich kids are bored and dont know the value of real work so they have kids thinkin it’ll be an easy fantasy. Dumb asses…both celebrity and us “regular” people alike who get pregnant out of wedlock. I would never sleep with anyone without protection no matter how in love I am. People are disgusting.

  28. RIVERA

    Janine77: “We are animals, evolved from apes. If you debate this, you are obviously ignorant.”
    LOL. We evolved from apes??? We came from humans. God made all types of creatures. If he wanted us to be apes, we wouldve been. Science isnt the way but its fun. Its for egotistical people who can’t accept the fact that there are mysteries out there that can’t be explained. Jesus is THE Truth, THE WAY and THE LIGHT and you’d do well to accept him. Christianity isnt a religion, its a way of life. God doesnt force anyone to do anything, the rules are for our own good. HE gives us free will.
    The whole premarital sex thing is just for our own good. Rushing into sex isnt good especially if you’re unprotected. Who wants to raise a child alone or have their mate leave them right after sex feeling used? FOR OUR OWN GOOD!!

  29. Janine77

    To Rivera:
    First off, I wasn’t saying that premarital sex is necessarily the “right” thing, or that it is good for a sixteen year old girl to get pregnant. No, I absolutely do NOT accept Jesus, although I’m sure he was a great guy, but I do believe in God, a God for EVERYONE, and treating others with kindness and respect. Honey, that’s great that you believe that ‘science isn’t the way but it’s fun’. Any person that you know that has taken medication to help with a medical problem is taking advantage of ‘fun’ science. The medical profession is based on science, as well as any important careers intelligent individuals undertake to help people heal from illness and disease, and to learn basic facts about human and animal biology. Is this ‘fun’? You are ignorant. Take a biology class, anthropology, psychology, ANYTHING! Humans and chimpanzees share more than 99% of our DNA. What, let me guess, you also do not believe in DNA? You cannot deny scientific facts and evidence unless you are an idiot. Educate yourself. If you want to be religious, that’s great, but don’t also be ignorant.

  30. ERMA

    ITS WEIRD HOW PEOPLE JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE THERE ARE SO MANY TEEN PREGNANCIES OUT HERE MOST OF THESE COMMENTS ARE READING ARE JUST STUPID AND PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP. SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE JEALOUS ITS HER LIFE LET HER DO WHAT SHE WANTS ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER GET ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER AND ANOTHER SHE WOULD HONESTLY MAYBE BE BETTER THEN THE OTHER MOTHERS OUT HERE AT LEAST YOU KNOW THE CHILD WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF. SO GO CHECK YOUR OWN BACKYARD AND SEE IF YOUR PERFECT. I DOUBT THAT

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