James Franco And Sean Penn’s Dick Drama

August 8th, 2008 // 5 Comments

So future Hemingway James Franco (who I can’t figure out if I think is hot or if he’s a douche nozzle) was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. He was supposed to be talking about his drug movie, Stoner Express. But instead he wanted to talk about his and Sean Penn‘s penises. Ok, I like him.

During the filming of Gus Van Sant
‘s Harvey Milk movie, Milk, Franco and Sean Penn have to get with the nudity. They play gay lovers, with many, many love scenes. This could be a hot movie.

Anyway, Franco wore a fake dick for a nude pool scene, and Sean Penn told him that he wouldn’t have felt weird about doing the scene if he had a penis like his. Franco, doing exactly what I would do, didn’t fess up.

So during their next love scene, they both wore fake dicks. Why is no one using their real one? Do James Franco, Sean Penn and Irish J. Harvey have a similar problem?

“He finally put it together that I’m wearing the Boogie Nights
prosthetic. And he said ‘James that time in the pool!’ And I said ‘Yeah
I was wearing the prosthetic.’ And he said ‘God, I’m so relieved.’ And
then, he’s like ‘You show me your prosthetic, I’ll show you mine.’”

I need to see this damn movie. God bless you, Gus Van Sant for doing a gay movie in which guys actually f*ck. What a novel idea.

And why couldn’t Seth Rogen been involved? And his hot teddy-bear ass.


So future Hemingway James Franco (who I can’t figure out if I think is hot or if he’s a douche nozzle) was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. He was supposed to be talking about his drug movie, Stoner Express. But instead he wanted to talk about his and Sean Penn‘s penises. Ok, I like him.During the filming of Gus Van Sant‘s Harvey Milk movie, Milk,
Franco and Sean Penn have to get with the nudity. They play gay lovers,
with many, many love scenes. This could be a hot movie.Anyway,
Franco wore a fake dick for a nude pool scene, and Sean Penn told him
that he wouldn’t have felt weird about doing the scene if he had a
penis like his. Franco, doing exactly what I would do, didn’t fess up.So
during their next love scene, they both wore fake dicks. Why is no one
using their real one? Do James Franco, Sean Penn and Irish J. Harvey
have a similar problem?”He finally put it together that I’m wearing the Boogie Nights
prosthetic. And he said ‘James that time in the pool!’ And I said ‘Yeah
I was wearing the prosthetic.’ And he said ‘God, I’m so relieved.’ And
then, he’s like ‘You show me your prosthetic, I’ll show you mine.’”I need to see this damn movie. God bless you, Gus Van Sant for doing a gay movie in which guys actually f*ck. What a novel idea.

And why couldn’t Seth Rogen been involved? And his hot teddy-bear ass.

By J. Harvey
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  1. lastdiva

    James Franco=the Hotness

  2. Coolpapa

    They don’t make movies with gay guys fucking because nobody wants to see that gross shit. This movie is going to bomb.

  3. Matt

    Gay sex is hot!!!! Hey Coolpapa let me guess your a fat freak with tons of straight porn right? And in that porn are other straight guys with dicks you stare at with envy, still on track? I know. So lots of people like looking at guys fucking… cuz guys fucking is the bomb!!!

  4. danbo1

    Hey, Coolpapa! You aint so. The big thing for women and gay men these days is guy on guy action. The world dont revolve around you, dude.

  5. lisakalita

    It was seriously one of the best gay films I’ve ever seen–although Brokeback Mountain is my favorite. Sean Penn and James Franco have a chemistry that I’ve never seen between two other actors. Gay sex is superior, for sure.

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