James Franco And Sean Penn’s Dick Drama

So future Hemingway James Franco (who I can’t figure out if I think is hot or if he’s a douche nozzle) was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. He was supposed to be talking about his drug movie, Stoner Express. But instead he wanted to talk about his and Sean Penn’s penises. Ok, I like him.

During the filming of Gus Van Sant
’s Harvey Milk movie, Milk, Franco and Sean Penn have to get with the nudity. They play gay lovers, with many, many love scenes. This could be a hot movie.

Anyway, Franco wore a fake dick for a nude pool scene, and Sean Penn told him that he wouldn’t have felt weird about doing the scene if he had a penis like his. Franco, doing exactly what I would do, didn’t fess up.

So during their next love scene, they both wore fake dicks. Why is no one using their real one? Do James Franco, Sean Penn and Irish J. Harvey have a similar problem?

“He finally put it together that I’m wearing the Boogie Nights
prosthetic. And he said ‘James that time in the pool!’ And I said ‘Yeah
I was wearing the prosthetic.’ And he said ‘God, I’m so relieved.’ And
then, he’s like ‘You show me your prosthetic, I’ll show you mine.'”

I need to see this damn movie. God bless you, Gus Van Sant for doing a gay movie in which guys actually f*ck. What a novel idea.

And why couldn’t Seth Rogen been involved? And his hot teddy-bear ass.


So future Hemingway James Franco (who I can’t figure out if I think is hot or if he’s a douche nozzle) was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. He was supposed to be talking about his drug movie, Stoner Express. But instead he wanted to talk about his and Sean Penn’s penises. Ok, I like him.During the filming of Gus Van Sant’s Harvey Milk movie, Milk,
Franco and Sean Penn have to get with the nudity. They play gay lovers,
with many, many love scenes. This could be a hot movie.Anyway,
Franco wore a fake dick for a nude pool scene, and Sean Penn told him
that he wouldn’t have felt weird about doing the scene if he had a
penis like his. Franco, doing exactly what I would do, didn’t fess up.So
during their next love scene, they both wore fake dicks. Why is no one
using their real one? Do James Franco, Sean Penn and Irish J. Harvey
have a similar problem?”He finally put it together that I’m wearing the Boogie Nights
prosthetic. And he said ‘James that time in the pool!’ And I said ‘Yeah
I was wearing the prosthetic.’ And he said ‘God, I’m so relieved.’ And
then, he’s like ‘You show me your prosthetic, I’ll show you mine.'”I need to see this damn movie. God bless you, Gus Van Sant for doing a gay movie in which guys actually f*ck. What a novel idea.

And why couldn’t Seth Rogen been involved? And his hot teddy-bear ass.