James Blunt and Lindsay Lohan?

March 26th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Ugh. This James Blunt character is very tiresome to me. I know that maybe there are some people out there who like his “You’re Beautiful” song, but I personally find it very annoying. Also, if i were ever dating a guy who sang that to me as warbly and patronizingly as he does, I’d probably just punch him in the face, screaming, “Liar!” Whoah. I think I’m actually scaring myself. In any case, it looks like he’s giving me one more reason to doubt his sincerity–a possible romantic relationship with Lindsay Lohan.

The crooner and the “Mean Girls” star were spotted leaving a Hollywood nightclub together. Lohan tried to hide from onlookers under her coat — and fan sites about the starlet are buzzing that they spent the night at Lohan’s place.

I thought she was supposed to be hooking up with Jude Law? Well, not that I think he’s so great, but at least with Jude, you wouldn’t have to worry about waking up by being gently sung to. I imagine James says things like, “Your eyes remind me of the sunrise.” And I’d be forced to smack him around, just to get him to stop being poetic. And even then, I could see him saying, “Violence is the language of lovers,” and I’d eventually give up.

(Flynet)

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. lookwhaticando

    The question is who WONT Linday take home? She is one annoying Hobag

  2. newfgirl

    Hate his music, and she would screw a goat.

  3. darling

    Now why the hell would he ditch Petra Nemcova for HER?

  4. Cheryl

    Aaaaaaaaaaahahaha, Lisa. You crack my shit up. I think we may be soulmates for real. Like MFEO status.

    You’re now officially the “Who I’d Like To Meet” on my MySpace page thanks to those last three sentences. And yes, I know that’s lame, but it’s the only way I could think of to spread the love.

    Hilarious.

  5. Sylvia

    LOL@Lisa’s comments.

  6. MJK

    I don’t know…i’m having a hard time buying this one…

    Not based on the fact the Lindsay would bang a corpse if it kept her in the lime-light, but he was doin Petra Nemcova. Leaving that for Lohan would be like pouring chilled Cristal down the drain so you could enjoy a luke warm MGD.

  7. Loob

    “Well, not that I think he’s so great, but at least with Jude, you wouldn’t have to worry about waking up by being gently sung to.”

    Aaaahahaahaahah! I love you, Lisa!

  8. hmweis1

    Hmmmm, from Petra to Lindsay……downgrade!!!

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