James Van Der Beek has finally found his way out of the 90s and into the 21st century, snagging a role on ABC’s Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23. Yep, that’s the title (though it usually reads as B– so it rhymes…weird).
The series will star Dreama Walker as an “earnest, honest, optimistic girl from the heartland” who moves into an NYC apartment with Krysten Ritter‘s character Chloe, who parties all the time and has “the morals of a pirate.”
Van Der Beek, pictured with his wife Kimberly Brook yesterday, will play Chloe’s best friend, a reworked version of himself like he’s been hyping on Funny or Die. Is that 33 years old and already in a career downswing? Sorry, way harsh. But this series seriously sounds like a snooze.