Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Get Some Breakfast

Can you tell I’m RABIDLY hungover today with headlines like that? Halloween involves way too much drinking. But it also involves straight guys in sexy costumes, so it’s kind of a win/win. Oh yeah, the famous people. Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal and fag hag Reese Witherspoon out for breakfast in Santa Monica. He’s back from London, where he’s been filming The Prince of Persia. I just don’t see heated sexual chemistry between them. I see a lot of complaining about how Lipstick Jungle isn’t the same as Sex and the City and requests of each other to be honest, does my ass look fat in these jeans?

Click on any image in the gallery for 29 more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon!


Can you tell I’m RABIDLY hungover today with headlines like that?
Halloween involves way too much drinking. But it also involves straight guys in sexy costumes, so it’s kind of a win/win. Oh yeah, the
famous people. Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal and fag hag Reese Witherspoon out for breakfast in Santa Monica. He’s back from London, where he’s been filming The Prince of Persia. I just don’t see heated sexual chemistry between them. I see a lot of complaining about how Lipstick Jungle isn’t the same as Sex and the City and requests of each other to be honest, does my ass look fat in these jeans?

Click on any image in the gallery for 29 more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon!