Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Get Some Breakfast

October 26th, 2008 // 13 Comments

Can you tell I’m RABIDLY hungover today with headlines like that? Halloween involves way too much drinking. But it also involves straight guys in sexy costumes, so it’s kind of a win/win. Oh yeah, the famous people. Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal and fag hag Reese Witherspoon out for breakfast in Santa Monica. He’s back from London, where he’s been filming The Prince of Persia. I just don’t see heated sexual chemistry between them. I see a lot of complaining about how Lipstick Jungle isn’t the same as Sex and the City and requests of each other to be honest, does my ass look fat in these jeans?

Click on any image in the gallery for 29 more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon!


Can you tell I’m RABIDLY hungover today with headlines like that?
Halloween involves way too much drinking. But it also involves straight guys in sexy costumes, so it’s kind of a win/win. Oh yeah, the
famous people. Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal and fag hag Reese Witherspoon out for breakfast in Santa Monica. He’s back from London, where he’s been filming The Prince of Persia. I just don’t see heated sexual chemistry between them. I see a lot of complaining about how Lipstick Jungle isn’t the same as Sex and the City and requests of each other to be honest, does my ass look fat in these jeans?

Click on any image in the gallery for 29 more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon!

By J. Harvey
  1. YAWN

    Boring and annoying fag hag Reese Witherspoon.

  2. Brentwood

    Give it up Harvey, we know you are pissed, LOL!

    Shouldn’t you be getting ready for your halloween party?

  3. get a life

    Oh, gee what surprisingly lame commentary. You only wish Jake was gay for your stupid ass.

  4. essie

    I see plenty of chemistry between them. Just look at his eyes and her eyes when they look at each other. I guess if you are a gay person it’s difficult to see love between two hetrosexuals. In other words Harvey, calling Jake gay and Reece a fag hag will not make him run into your fat arms.

  5. Perfect Match

    Yeah I see plenty of chemistry between them too. Just look at his eyes and her eyes when they look at each other. Hers see dollar signs and his say thank god I have a fag hag beard and no one can tell i’m gay. Greed and closeting = perfect match.

  6. ThisSiteSucksNow

    Why’d ya fix what wasn’t broke?
    Oh well, one less thing on my Favorites list.

  7. Fakery

    God, not again!

    Jake, Reese, their fake PR relationship and lame paparazzi photo shoots are boring as hell.

  8. Elaine

    I see lots of chemistry between them. They’re always together but they obviously hate being photographed by papparazzi and who can blame them when cameras going off in their faces.

  9. decadence

    Nepotism dominated Hollywood. The film that Jake Gyllenhaal made his sister, father, the men of his siter. Jake Gyllenhaal is lover of Reese Witherspoon just long time. When he practiced exercise with Ryan Phillippe he was lover of her women…Reese Witherspoon used a dress of Kirsten Kunst in a Golden Globe too… It is a coincidence that he acting in the SAME FILM WITH Reese Witherspoon too!

  10. decadence

    Nepotism dominated Hollywood. The film that Jake Gyllenhaal made his sister, father, the men of his siter. Jake Gyllenhaal is lover of Reese Witherspoon just long time. When he practiced exercise with Ryan Phillippe he was lover of her women…Reese Witherspoon used a dress of Kirsten Kunst in a Golden Globe too… It is a coincidence that he acting in the SAME FILM WITH Reese Witherspoon too!

  11. someone

    heated chemistry??? what do you want them to do? Fall all over each other on the sidewalk? Maybe they have a little class, and keep thier “chemistry” behind closed doors.

  12. Home Depot

    They keep their chemistry behind closed doors allright. His is a closet and hers is the money vault.

  13. get a life

    Yawn, Home Depot. You sound desperate and I bet you are hiding. Get a life.

    Fuck the haters. Jake and Reese seem like good people who are just living their lives. More importantly, they are talented actors. Much more than I can say for you pathetic idiots.

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