Jake Gyllenhaal Knows His Way Around the Men’s Room

October 22nd, 2007 // 3 Comments

I’m not a behavior expert, so I don’t have a clue as to what Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s collective body language is saying. Usually, I don’t let a little trifle like my lack of expertise get in the way of confidently spouting opinions, but I will venture to say that they do look good together promoting their film, “Rendition.” And while making the rounds of press for the film, Jake recently made an interesting confession about his time spent on the floor of the men’s restroom. The subject came up during a discussion of the time Jake was stuck in a woman’s bathroom with actress Susan Sarandon.

I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a woman’s bathroom is colder than the floor in the men’s. And, believe me, I’ve spent a lot of time on the floor of a men’s bathroom so I should know! And women pee louder than men do, even though we might expect not. Maybe it’s just American women? I don’t know.

I’m sorry, I know I seem not to be able to decide if I want to join the Jake Gyllenhaal might be a switch-hitter, or if he’s dating Reese but hey, why can’t I have my cake and eat it too? Maybe I’m right on both counts. As long as he keeps allowing himself to be photographed shirtless, who cares?

Photos: Splash

More photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at the Rome Film Festival photocall for “Rendition” are after the jump.

Photos: Splash

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Dermot Mulroney's Parakeet

    In his mind, I think that he was referring to being drunk, clutching a bowl for dear life.

    But people who are keeping big secrets generally tend to let slip these kinds of clues.

  2. Lodie

    Anyone else notice the subtle hint of coordination between her lipstick color matching his tie? Very clever. Best wishes to these “secret” lovers.

  3. stolidog

    jeez, these comments are just cracking me up today:

    “Best wishes to these “secret” lovers.”


    As if Jake didn’t call her to see what color she was wearing so he could match. She was probably, like, whatever queen.

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