Look, Jake Gyllenhaal, you are super hot. We can both agree on this, right?
So why do you insist on dressing like a hobo when you’re out in public? We’ve talked about it once before, and I reprimanded you then. I mean, we both know how good you can actually look. I bet it’s not hard. Throw on a peacoat! You’d look so fancy.
Although maybe he’s really sad since his break-up with Alyssa Miller and just doesn’t care about life right now. I bet he went out to get some ice cream.
Jake, may I recommend a nice rocky road. Unless you’re in LA, in which case go get some Thrifty rainbow sherbet. Cause that stuff is amazing. So, you wanna know what Jake was doing in these photos? He was trying to get a taxi, but couldn’t, and ended up running to where he needed to be. Such a man,
Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of his hobo run. Wish he’d dress it up a bit more while out and about? Or do we give him a pass because he’s the Jake? Sound off in the comments!