Jail Is Totally “In” This Season

February 19th, 2007 // 1 Comment

This past Friday, Nicole Richie was charged with a misdemeanor DUI and faces mandatory jail time from ninety days up to one year. This comes as a result of her December 11th vehicular mishap in which Richie found herself heading down the wrong way on the 134 freeway in Burbank, CA. Richie’s admission of driving under the influence of Viocodin and marijuana was partnered with the excuse that she was suffering from menstrual cramps.

Her arraignment is set to happen February 21st and personally, I think she should just try to figure out a way to capitalize on that shit with a new television show of her own. Maybe it could be a reality TV version of “Prison Break,” in which she plots her escape by slipping unnoticed between the bars.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Mrs. Fiesty

    I thought she wasn’t allowed to drive right now? Is that first pic new? I say throw the book at her, what if she had killed someone? If she was just some po-dunk troglodite, she would’ve been ironing some inmate’s draws by now anyway, someone needs to be made the example.

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