J. Lo Requires Flattering Lighting

3 AM reports that J. Lo’s demands demonstrate just how much of an asshole she is. Though, the horn section to “Get Right” is still my favorite song opening of the last couple of years. See? Credit where credit is due.

Top of the crackpot catalogue given to staff at Santa Monica’s famous Westlake Studios in LA was: change all the lights for dimmer ones and place them at angles to make the singer look “desirable”.

Her food needs also went into agonising detail. Our insider continues: “She wanted fresh, piping-hot Cuban bread which we had to trawl 10 bakeries to find and dozens of packets of Skittles – including the new sour flavour. She also wanted a gourmet meat selection, a separate cheese platter and crates of water and fruit and scented candles.

The report went on to state that, despite being accompanied by a 20+ entourage, the food was barely touched. Fresh piping hot Cuban bread? What? Didn’t your last album tank? And Gigli? Find a drive-thru, heifer!