Jennifer Lopez Would Prefer Not To Talk About Her Pregnancy

January 10th, 2008 // 8 Comments

J. Lo is knocked up by her pale skeletal husband Marc Anthony, and doesn’t want to talk about it. In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Jennifer Lopez says that this is her first time being pregnant and she wants to savor the experience with her husband privately. Referring to the Ben Affleck years, she says that knows what it’s like to be on the cover of every tabloid for two years and that it’s a “destructive lifestyle”. After announcing her pregnancy on stage at a concert in Miami with her husband last year, she’s remained fairly mum on the subject. She says “We’re just getting used to the fact that we’ve told everybody. I do realize people want to know because they’re interested, but this is the first time I’m going through this. This is my experience and my husband’s experience, and we get to hold that for a little while.” Speaking plainly, she might want to actually milk this for all it’s worth. She hasn’t had a good movie since “Out of Sight”, and her last two albums tanked. She should really play this baby up and release a line of babywear or strollers or something. Because soon she’s not going to be able to floss on her own.

By J. Harvey

  1. Godzilla

    People who want privacy do not become celebrities.
    She was a dancer, actress, singer & designer — she pursued this lifestyle so now she has to live w/ it.

  2. Your Mama

    I would prefer she just go the fuck away. We can’t always get what we want. God, she sucks.

  3. DruNken LauRen

    I deal w/people Monday thru Friday and on Saturday and Sunday, I too want to be left alone, in silence…. I see where she is going w/that….totally normal.

    Actors want us to see their movies, singers want us to hear their songs, and dancers want us to see them dance… But they don’t want us all up in their business as they take a crap and such…. come on peepz…. take a sec before you speak…

    Sorry J, I know you don’t like talking about poop but this needed to be said, and in this manner…. you know…

  4. Lolli

    Well, she doesn’t really need a hit movie or album. Between the perfumes, clothing line, jewelry line, etc etc etc, she doesn’t need to get off the couch for the next 80 years and she’ll still have more money than God….

  5. Zekers

    That works for me…I’d prefer not to hear about her pregnancy…or anything else she has to say for that matter.

  6. shadygoddess

    JLo’s as boring and talentless as a rock and has a personality to match. HELL-O! Selena was your only good movie, and SHE did the singing. What does that tell you, that you were trumped by a DEAD singer!!!

  7. Twinkle

    That’s b_llsh_t! The centered, vain, b!tch doesn’t want anyone to see her fat.

  8. Shootingstar

    What a coinky-dink. I would prefer not to hear about her pregnancy.

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