It’s The Tom Cruise Birthing Seminar

April 17th, 2006 // 17 Comments

Now doesn’t that sound like tons of fun! Tom Cruise has put his family, I’m assuming Katie and his two kids, through birthing seminars. So, is Tom running these seminars himself, or is he having someone from the Scientology birthing center give the seminars? Knowing Tom, he’ll soon be delivering babies on his own in no time.

“We’ve been doing seminars with the family just to educate them,” the 43-year-old star of the upcoming “Mission: Impossible III” film tells GQ magazine in its May issue, on newsstands April 25.

“Running seminars so we can understand what Kate’s going through, and for Kate to understand it. Things like how to take care of a pregnant woman and get ready for the birth.

“It’s just kind of becoming a fun game of learning. We’ve also been studying what happens after the birth and how to take care of the baby.”

Cruise says his children, 11-year-old Connor and 13-year-old Isabella — from his marriage to Nicole Kidman — will help take care of the baby.

“The kids will have different responsibilities and run in shifts. They’re going to help on every level,” he tells the magazine.

The Tom Cruise birthing seminar [National Ledger]

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. susiegrl

    “We’ve also been studying what happens after the birth and how to take care of the baby.”

    Soooo, like when he and his second wife, Nicole, brought their other two children home as babies, what….did he just stand there and look at them? Did he ever change a diaper? Hold them? Was he even in the same zip code for most of the time? (…cough…Nanny…cough)If he’s such an AUTHORITY on EVERYTHING, wouldn’t you think he’d be a pro at this, especially since he already has two? I mean even my husband who is a big, manly-man, ;) was pretty cool with our third son. I guess when you’re a MEGA-SUPERSTAR, and you’re filming movies and flying around in your spaceship…er I mean the world, you just forget how to be a PARENT. Yeah, that’s it.

  2. gOssiP

    wow forcing the kids to run “shifts” and take care of this baby isn’t going to make them resent their sibling or anything

    come on you jacka$$ get a frickin clue!

  3. nikki

    is there ANYTHING that this insane freak won’t try to control? first he buys a sonogram, and now he’s running seminars on parenting.

    meanwhile what does the Zombie do? in the last month of her pregnancy, she buys shoes to wear on her swollen feet. allegedly swollen that is. we don’t see her buying a SINGLE baby-related item. it’s like the woman is in complete denial.

  4. King Smart Ian

    He is a delusional fuckwit

  5. las

    Is there anything he doesn’t turn into a freakshow? Guess what, you don’t make your kids run “shifts” for the Scientology Savior, so you can go outside and grin gummily for the cameras. He’ll be lucky if Conor and Isabella don’t end up sticking the Scientology Savior down a wastepaper basket.

    And only a man, and a very stupid one, would say that getting ready for childbirth is a “fun game of learning.”

  6. KT

    Tom Cruise (DR. Bill Harford in Eyes Wide Shut) seems to be such an expert at everyhting. He needs to take a ride into the danger zone while Katie has an extra noisy birth with hip hop thumping in the room. Or maybe TC can chill and make a cocktail.

  7. TC

    TC loves Xenu!

  8. christina_the_wench

    OMFG! Like you’re the ONLY ones to ever have had a baby! Get a grip, you ass. Those poor children.

  9. ShoeSlut

    King Smart Ian for president!!!
    : )

  10. Mariah

    Where is Nicole Kidman? Why can’t she get Isabella and Connor away from this maniac???

    Isabella and Connor are KIDS, they have their own lives to contend with- school, friends, activities, etc… they are not adults or parents’ it is not their RESPONSIBILITY to take care of Tom and Katie’s alien baby…

    You made the baby- YOU TAKE CARE OF IT- End of story- when are these celebrities going to give up on the fame and glory and properly PARENT their children… this makes me so sick to my stomach!

    My heart breaks for the kids involved in this crazy, crazy situation… may they find a way to escape the madness!!

  11. LM

    I’m with Mariah. I saw NK strolling on Jobs Lane in Southampton with her new man last Saturday. No worries. I guess she moved on.

  12. Mariah

    Thanks LM…

    No proper Mother “moves on” without her children… I’ve always liked and admired Nicole Kidman, but this is just INSANE!! A mother’s job is to PROTECT her children… who is PROTECTING Isabella & Connor???

    I wonder if their birth mother’s are regretting their decisions… no amount of $$$ and or material things is worth living in TC’s weird, strange world.

    Too, too sad.

  13. doofus

    as usual, KSI puts it perfectly and succinctly.

  14. Why God why, do we have to keep talking about Tom Cruise???!!!

    We all know he’s weird and yada yada yada, so let’s get off this little train and talk about something else for a change!!!!!!!!

  15. catters

    guess what Tom, Katie isn’t the first person to have a baby. Sheesh!

  16. Tasannie

    For god’s sake…just let them be kids.

Leave A Comment