It’s Not You, It’s Me

George Clooney and Steven Soderberg have like totally broken up.

It looks like Steven Soderberg will be running his and Clooney’s production company, Section Eight, without the aid of his buddy, George Clooney. Clooney decided to leave the company to start a new venture with Grant Heslov, with whom he made “Good Night, and Good Luck.”

You so know that Steven’s on the phone with Jennifer Aniston and he’s all, “I can’t believe it. He just up and left me. I’m so sorry I said you were being a crazy, over-possessive, paranoid bitch at the beginning of the Brangelina thing.”

And she’s like, “Honey, I’m sorry I can’t say I didn’t see it coming. Commitment issues, I’m telling you. Now, come on over and let’s do some yoga. I want to show you my new highlights.”

George Clooney Gets a Big-Time Hollywood Divorce [FOX411]