“It’s Britney, Bitch.”

August 31st, 2007 // 13 Comments

This is where she’s going to prove us all wrong. This is where she puts the Funions down and takes back her rightful place as our Pop Queen. We may slam her left and right for being a neglectful mother, and slutty, and a drunk-ass and crazy and inbred – but it’s only because we love her and want her back. We want this to work! Really! Brit’s new single “Gimme More (Chocodiles)” has emerged onto radio and details are being revealed as to what’s going to happen during her MTV performance on Sept. 9. She’s teamed with that greasy magician and it’s going to be some mirror mess.

Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the Daily News yesterday.

Other dancers in the complicated number are being called upon to harness up for simulated flight, the source said.

(Flynet)

I hope that harness is ready, she had her ass cheeks hanging out the day and I felt better about my own. Keep reading for how much money Britney supposedly makes a month AND for more album details!

Her average monthly income is a whopping $737,868, according to court documents filed by ex-hubby Kevin Federline, who’s seeking custody of their young sons Sean Preston, 23 months, and Jayden James, 11 months.

Damn! Can’t she afford some nannies then so the kids aren’t drinking Jim Beam and running around with three day old diapers on their asses? Use your finances to shore up your weaknesses! Hopefully she can make some more bank off the first single, which is full of sass!

The song features the pop star’s signature breathy vocals, melodic electronic bleeps over a driving beat and a catchy hook that’s is true to the song’s title. Spears opens the sexy and sassy tune by defiantly saying, “It’s Britney, b—”, and producer Hills ends it in a shout out, saying, “Bet you didn’t see this coming.”

We see somethin’ comin’, and it’s a childless mess! Prove us wrong, baby! Hit a homerun!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Lil

    I am really hoping she doesn’t crash and burn with the performance. Pull your head out Brit and come back to our world!

    But if she does fail, oh the fun to be had!

  2. newfgirl

    One can only hope that the mirror stunt goes horribly wrong, (or horribly right IMO) and she disappears for once and for all.

  3. illinoise

    What’s this WE business? you guys are pathetic. Why do you continue to grovel at the feet of this little piggy? Britney Spears could sing twinkle twinkle little star and you would think it was an amazing “comeback” She already had a “comeback”, remember? She rubbed her blubber against a pole whilst dressed at a crackwhore, lipsynching to songs that weren’t hers.

    She can’t sing OR write her own music, so how does that qualify her to be “our pop queen” If I want to watch some drunk, overweight, lipsyncing whore, I’ll just go watch karaoke at my local bar.

  4. csawg

    am i the only one who thought the song sucked?

  5. csawg

    am i the only one who thought the song sucked?

  6. patty

    Just listened to her new song “Gimme More” and all i can say is that Brit’s Back!! Awesome song!, reminds me a bit of the old Madonna

  7. newfgirl

    Illinoise: HAAA!! I think I went to that same bar! Fortunately for me, I was relatively sober and wearing undies at the time— just in case my piss flaps were exposed when the paparazzi showed up. I haven’t heard her “songs” yet, and don’t intend to— that would be six minutes of my life I could never get back.

  8. sexyback

    Illinoise: You know her music is fun. Admit it. No one will judge you. There’s really no need to be embarrassed. Sure, she’s not a genius musician (but she never has been). And sure, she’s not as hot as she used to be (that can still be changed).
    But this song is awesome, fun, and dancy. Plus she says, “It’s Britney, bitch.” How does it really get better than that?

  9. Ashley

    Ok Cris Angel is nasty and greasy but everyone you are forgetting the best part…he has a speech impetiment! Hahahaha, he lisps.

  10. kAYLA

    GO BRITNEY!!! HELL YES SHE’S BACK!! SHE NEVER REALLY LEFT SHE JUST GOT PREGNANT FROM A SCUM OF THE EARTH USER LOSER WHO JUST WANTS HER MONEY SO IS LOW ENOUGH TO TRY TO TAKE HER KIDS AWAY. I HOPE SHE DOES GREAT AND I HOPE KEVIN GETS SCREWED!!! GO BRITNEY!!!

  11. Ashley

    Ok Cris Angel is nasty and greasy but everyone you are forgetting the best part…he has a speech impetiment! Hahahaha, he lisps.

  12. MAB

    Song is Hot as hell! just can’t get over it! She’s Britney Bitch!

  13. Joe

    LMAO @ NEWFGIRL. Very well played.

    But for the record, I like Britney and this song. :)

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