It’s A Very Paris Christmas

December 9th, 2005 // 3 Comments

There’s nothing that says Christmas like a shrine to Paris Hilton.

Blown-up images of Hilton and strings of pink Christmas lights adorn the front lawn of a home in a middle-class neighborhood of this city, part of a head-turning holiday display that pays homage to the famed hotel heiress.

The over-the-top pictorial is the work of Joe Moretti, a 38-year-old designer who was arrested last year for trespassing on Martha Stewart’s property in Maine.

Passersby get an eyeful of Hilton sporting a tiny pink top hiding little of her chest, or wearing knee-high boots and a sultry pout or holding a finger to her lips. Even Hilton’s faithful Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, is celebrated in a colorful portrait.

“If it’s offending anyone, I apologize,” Moretti said in a telephone interview Thursday. “That’s not the intent. The intent is to be different and to be creative and let them see a little bit of Hollywood or New York – bring it to Cranston,” Moretti explained.

Um, how can a shrine to Paris Hilton not be offensive? Plus, how does one move on from Martha Stewart to Paris Hilton?

A Creepy Christmas Story, Staring Paris Hilton… [SaveManny]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Cynthia

    A shrine to Paris Hilton? Tell me, what is it we are worshipping? Egotism? Sluttiness? Snottiness? Stupidity?
    Obviously this guy is a froot loop! He was stalking Martha Stewart. Not only is he nuts, he has horrible taste in women! Glad I am not living next door to him and having to see this display…..

  2. bunny

    I used to live near this guy. Yeah, he’s a nutjob, but his house was always a must-see at Christmas. One year he had these giant Barbie things, another year was Marilyn Monroe. I guess he likes plastic blondes.

  3. JP Thrashya

    I wonder if they photoshopped the monkey pox off her neck?

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