It’s a Tit-bit Nipply for Britney Spears

May 25th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

Oops, not talking about nipple exposure.

Britney Spears has another great idea and this will make you wonder. She wants to preserve her body in liquid nitrogen. Ironic.

Maybe she’s paying tribute to her mouseketeer days?

“It started when someone told her Walt Disney had been preserved by cryogenics to be revived in the future,” said a source to The Sun. “Brit found the whole thing so interesting she spent most of her Mother’s Day trip to Disneyland researching the subject on the internet while a nanny took the boys round the park.”??

Prior to this, Brit brit wanted her ashes turned into diamonds.

Why are none of her full-time loved ones trying to talk sense into her???

And here’s Spears practicing her pouty face in between biting her nails in the car, in preparation to ask Papa Spears for an alleged $350,000 to donate to the Arizona-based Alcor Life Extension Foundation.

How did funding this obsession win out over financing a new panties collection?

And do we really want more Britney in the future?

By Samantha Eng

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