It’s a Text War Between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead!

January 23rd, 2007 // 3 Comments

When will the insanity end? As long as Anna Nicole Smith is around. TMZ obtained an AOL Instant Message exchange yesterday between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. Gee I wonder how they obtained that Mr. Brikhead?

Anna Nicole made it clear that she’s not going to submit to a DNA paternity test without a fight.

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino

Larry not at a casino

Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to

Anna Nicole Yall are sick

Larry show up for the test with the baby

Anna Nicole don’t think so

Anna Nicole u wish

Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all

Anna Nicole in your dreams

So Anna’s not really up for a paternity test I guess? Fitting that this was done by text messaging.

By Jessica Marx
  1. Elaine

    At least we can all rest assured that Anna Nicole and Larry are mature, well versed adults who are skilled in both spelling and grammar. Most of all, its clear that they are both capable of taking care of an infant.

    Sweet Lord, that poor child would be in better hands if it was kidnapped by gorillas and taken into the depths of the jungle.

  2. Melanie

    Ha ha ha she will never take that test, this broad is above the law! She has like fifty lawsuits going at once.

    The real jackasses are her new lawyers, they think they’re going to get paid! Ha!

  3. sue

    Go F**K my Mom too???

    Ya’ll are sick???

    WAS ANNA ANGRY??? DID SHE FIND OUT ABOUT LARRY AND STERN??? DID SHE FIND THE TAPE???

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