It’s a Subpoena Party!
Yet another individual has received a subpoena in the Britney Spears vs. Kevin Federline custody case over their two young children. Former assistant of Britney’s, Shannon Funk, has been served with papers at the Long Beach airport, and was greeted by a throng of paparazzi waiting to commemorate the moment. In addition to Funk, Britney’s bodyguard/manny, Damon Shippen and Brit-Brit’s assistant/cousin, Alli Sims, have both already been ordered to testify, in an attempt on Kevin Federline’s part to show Britney to be a less-than-adequate mother. It sounds to me like Kevin’s relying on the whole “lesser of the two evils” offensive strategy.