It’s A Christmas Miracle

December 22nd, 2006 // 3 Comments

I guess seeing her CDs being used as coasters probably hinted to Paris Hilton that she should keep her day job. Whatever that is. reports:

PARIS HILTON’s brief dalliance with the music industry is over, according to British media reports. The celebrity socialite released her debut single STARS ARE BLIND earlier this year (06) to a warm reception, but her subsequent album bombed in the charts. A source tells the Daily Star, “You don’t need to worry about listening to any more music from Paris – there won’t be any. “Her career as a singer is going to be allowed to quietly go away.”

Now, the big question is, how can we get her to quietly go away–altogether?


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By Lisa Timmons

  1. debkakes

    Um, if you folks post nothing about her, she will go away. All of you. Nothing. Just stop. She will go away.

  2. CoffeeBeanGirl

    Perez Hilton is a huge whore and Paris is his Pimp. Perez has taken to post (yes, he is posting) under my name (CoffeeBeanGirl) over and over again just b/c I wrote something on his site about Paris that he and Paris did not like. He is a loser, and so is this dumb broad.


  3. dondadav

    Yes. She truely is a fart in a mitten.

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