Joan Collins and Lindsay Lohan Facing Off Would Make My Life Complete

February 18th, 2008 // 15 Comments

Wow, Joan Collins looks kind of used up in that right-hand pic…oh wait, that’s actually Lindsay Lohan. No wonder. Oh, that’s not fair, since I actually think Lindsay looks pretty decent in these pictures, but still, I like to poke fun. In a pairing that is so preposterous, it actually makes perfect sense, Lindsay Lohan and Joan Collins played hostesses to the grand opening night at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italia Film, Fashion and Art Festival.

The two graced the red carpet at the Mann Chinese 6 Theatre in Los Angeles and from what I can see from these pictures, they don’t appear to ever have been on the carpet at the same time. Wise move by their publicists. I have no idea if these two have beef–I would love it if through some strange happenstance, Lindsay had slept with some guy that Joan had been eyeing and Ms. Collins decided to take off the white gloves and pummel a bitch. Why take off the gloves? The last thing she needs is to orange them up with cheap self-tanner, of course.

Photos: WENN

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By Lisa Timmons
  1. nina

    Joan Collins is an older woman (actually I have no idea how old she is) but that doesn’t mean she should be confined to matronly outfits. Her light blue dress is SOOO matronly for her. It’s very “mother of the bride” circa 1970′s. Her shoes are adorable but the gold shoes don’t match her light blue dress or silver clutch or white gloves. This is an odd look for her. She’s usually in stylish outfits. Oh well. She looks better than I do anyday.

  2. jen

    Agree on the dress and agree that the shoes are adorable. She’s wearing gold shoes because it goes with the gold in her earrings and necklace. However, she should have gone with a different clutch and gotten rid of the gloves (though with Lohan there, I can understand the need to remain clean and sterile).

  3. jeny

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  4. jeny

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  5. Eyes of Green

    would someone please remove/block/destroy these assholes who continue to post about their dating websites?

  6. pats

    You’re so right Nina, this is an odd look for JC who usually plays to her va va voom strengths. The jewelry, hair, shoes and dress work on JC in a Studio 54 kind of way. It’s the “jacket” which throws everything off, what IS that thing anyway? Oh and JC will be 75 in may, yes 75 years young and fabulous. In a cage match vs Ms Lohan (who JC actually knows a bit and likes) I’d hand it to JC any day of the week, Ms Lohan is used up.

  7. pats

    You’re so right Nina, this is an odd look for JC who usually plays to her va va voom strengths. The jewelry, hair, shoes and dress work on JC in a Studio 54 kind of way. It’s the “jacket” which throws everything off, what IS that thing anyway? Oh and JC will be 75 in May, yes she’ll be 75 years young and fabulous. In a cage match vs Ms Lohan (who JC actually knows a bit and likes) I’d hand it to JC any day of the week, Ms Lohan is used up.

  8. kenneth

    Do you think Steve Rubell would have let Joan in with shoes that didn’t match her bag? He loved fashion and design… and Liza… so I guess he would have loved Joan like we do. Funny, I spent years at STUDIO 54 and never once saw Joan there. Nor did I see Nikki Haskell … ok once. For like 5 minutes. And I hardly think Joan would have gone downstairs to that hell hole ( I did twice and I even saw garbage bags full of money, just like they say !) But other than that it was a dump down there. I wish they would clean up the place and re-open it. I still think everyone would go. Yes , it is odd for us to see Joan mis-matched but WHO CARES! SHE is and always will be GORGEOUS! Percy is one lucky “DO-DO”. LOL wait, thats what Joans’ grand-daughter calls her! IMAGINE!!! I wonder what she would say if we ever said Hi DO DO !!!

  9. freddie

    i went to see collins and linda evans in boston when they did the play legends. Linda evans was a true professional. after the show when they came out the stage door, linda evans signed everybodys autograph and took pictures with everybody and she did not stop till she was done. joan came out the stage door and went right to her limo. she has no class.

  10. freddie

    i went to see collins and linda evans in boston when they did the play legends. Linda evans was a true professional. after the show when they came out the stage door, linda evans signed everybodys autograph and took pictures with everybody and she did not stop till she was done. joan came out the stage door and went right to her limo. she has no class.

  11. freddie

    i went to see collins and linda evans in boston when they did the play legends. Linda evans was a true professional. after the show when they came out the stage door, linda evans signed everybodys autograph and took pictures with everybody and she did not stop till she was done. joan came out the stage door and went right to her limo. she has no class.

  12. freddie

    i went to see collins and linda evans in boston when they did the play legends. Linda evans was a true professional. after the show when they came out the stage door, linda evans signed everybodys autograph and took pictures with everybody and she did not stop till she was done. joan came out the stage door and went right to her limo. she has no class.

  13. freddie

    i went to see collins and linda evans in boston when they did the play legends. Linda evans was a true professional. after the show when they came out the stage door, linda evans signed everybodys autograph and took pictures with everybody and she did not stop till she was done. joan came out the stage door and went right to her limo. she has no class.

  14. Lisa

    Freddie, I am guessing you went to Boston to see Joan Collins and Linda Evans in the play Legends, huh?….roll eyes…..

  15. Lisa Jones

    Freddie.

    I am guessing you went to Boston to see Joan Collins and Linda Evans in the show, Legends….LMAO.

    We heard you the FIRST time.

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