Hopefully She Doesn’t Look Like Borat

Actress Isla Fisher finally had Borat’s baby. She’s the actress who was in “Wedding Crashers” with Vince Vaughn. And….”Wedding Crashers” with Vince Vaughn. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are now the proud parents of a little girl. There weren’t a lot of details at this time. If you’ll recall, she was huge. She was one of those pregnant ladies who you can almost see the outline of the baby through her shirt she’s so pregnant. Like the baby is waving to you through the belly, causing ripples. Creepy. That has to be torture. By that time, you ladies must be like “get this damn thing OUT of me. I’m OVER it.” Isla has said previously that she plans on being a mom full-time. Must be nice.

Fisher told The Daily Mail she would take a break from her film career to concentrate on parenthood.

“There is no way I am going to worry about missing out on work or the pressure to lose weight,” she told the paper on Tuesday.

“At the moment I am not even planning any work. As far as I am concerned I am fully booked up in my personal life and I can’t see beyond that. I plan on just colouring in books. I’ll focus on that for the next few years.”

Uh, did getting knocked up regress her ass? Coloring books? Isn’t that for the kid? Don’t you go Sybil on us, you’re a Mom now! I think she must might have seen that bit in Borat where he wrestles with the other dude naked and it traumatized her. Oh my god, I’m still recovering. I’m all about the beefy hairy types and guys sitting on each other’s faces but I’m still vomiting to this day. Jesus, she had a kid with that guy. That baby’s going to be loony! I’d focus on coloring between the lines. And maybe stapling things and trying to forget about it.