Rumors are swirling around Hugh Hefner’s “#1 Girlfriend,” Holly Madison, that the 27-year-old blonde is pregnant with 81-year-old Hefner’s baby. According to the New York Daily News:
The 27-year-old stunner fed pregnancy whispers last week when Hef and his blondterage visited Monaco, and Madison shunned alcohol, wore figure-concealing outfits and skipped parties, including a 22nd birthday bash for fellow Hef-ette Kendra Wilkinson.
That’s the thing. I mean, if a Playboy bunny isn’t enjoying the bubbly in a skimpy bikini consisting primarily of body paint, then you know something is up. However, Playboy’s rep insists that although Holly is interested in having a baby, she’s not preggo at the moment. But I don’t know–it might at least explain why, in these pics, it looks like Hugh and Holly are dressed up like a bizarro-world version of Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell III. Oh wait. There’s really no good explanation for that.