Is She A Good Cop, Or A Bad Cop?

October 30th, 2006 // 1 Comment

Ah, I see. Just a slutty cop. From the New York Post:

Paparazzi princess Paris Hilton shows she might actually have some imagination by showing off an ingenious Halloween costume as LAPD cop “Officer Naughty” outside her Beverly Hills home. The blond bubblehead mocked her recent DWI run-in with the law (inset) and strutted out wearing a busty, blue police outfit, complete with a holster on her tiny hips and a “Naughty” name tag.

Personally, Paris Hilton would be able to single-handedly win me over with the simple act of dressing up like Matt Lauer for Halloween, in retaliation against his drag impression of her. Even if it means she’d go as “Sexy” Matt Lauer, which I’m sure Paris would interpret to mean wearing assless, crotchless pants and pasties just barely concealing her nipples.

Written by Lisa Timmons


By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Draya

    Everybody point and laugh at Parasite’s giant feet and ugly man-hands.

    She IS a guy in drag. We’ve all seen what she’s packin’ under her skirts on numerous occasions. Looks like a micro-phallus.

    The fact she’s had several run-ins with the law, and she skates out of trouble makes this costume look like a “f*ck you” to the Police. What a b*tch. The “cop” costume shows that short of committing gory, decapitating murder, this bee-yoch is untouchable by the LA Police.

    If and when some crazed stalker, pissed-off wife, girlfriend or fiance of the current guy she’s banging attacks her; or her house is broken into, she better not call the Police, because i suspect they’re going to be SLOW in their response time.

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