OK, now this is a major stretch of a “baby bump” assumption, since we’re basing it on these pictures taken of Mariah Carey
holding her clutch somewhat over her stomach. Is she shielding a
growing tummy? Or just moving her hand for a moment in time that was
captured by the paparazzi? I guess we’ll know in nine months.
Meanwhile, I’m pretty sure my title quite perfectly demonstrated my half-baked understanding of biology.