We’ve received another transmission from Planet Courtney Love, which our linguistic experts are decoding for us as we speak. Courtney has apparently posted a new blog entry on her MySpace blog in which she says that she’s “sooooo over the dudes” (meaning straight guys) and would “rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay.” And that ain’t no lie, bless her heart.
“…but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled!”
I love the idea of Courtney Love and Liza Minnelli living side-by-side in drag queen infamy. What a friggin’ awesome show it would be if there was a queen who did a one-man/woman show in which one side of his/her body was Liza and the other was Courtney and they dueled it out on stage. Someone get on that. I’d do it myself, except that I’m pretty sure that I’m neither man nor woman enough to pull it off.
Check out Courtney’s full blog post after the jump…
From C-Love’s MySpace blog:
it took me til NYC to accept the factthat there are no dudes in the demo and you know what? FUCKING EXCELLENT! i embrace this! id rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay. just read your comments cos i dodnt know how to my blogs. swhats a kudos? im talking to the head of my sp[ace and im afraid to frickin ask, but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled! move teh fuck ohvah scissor sistahs, im thrilled on the site you donthavr ot so much desrcibe yoru stykle as maybe your philophy opr jiust something about you what brands you like i dont give a fuck. but the home thing really got me as ove said sinc emy gen of homos allliked dance music and i fel alientated from my peeps as they went off vogueing, it was nnoying at best, by yall have grown up in lt rock nd ahhhhm fucking thrillllllled, never expected it for a sec , but here i coem Logo Advocte Gyuardian, baby!!!!! fey gay an dnot in my way.