Is Britney Spears Having Twins?

July 8th, 2005 // 12 Comments

Let’s hope to God not. We don’t want these two damaging any more children than they have to.

(Vanity Fair cover via Gallery of the Absurd)

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. marg

    I bet it’s a set of fraternal twins resulting from this “rabbit habit” of having sex three times in one day. Ew.

  2. Kevin’s new name should be the “Spermanator”. Really can we stage an Intervention and clip his testes so that he can stop producing????

  3. Lovin’ the socks ‘n’ sandals combo. If there are people in the world who can get away with it, this clown-fuck ain’t one of ‘em.

  4. elaina

    Just what society needs. Another litter of Federlines’.

  5. Cynthia

    That dude needs to be neutered!

  6. Jodi

    People here are mean!! Like Kevins the only guy in the world who has 4 kids? Hmmmm, how many of you have brothers and sisters and half brothers and sisters whose family has 4 or more children? Like he’s the first guy in the world who’s relationship didn’t work out and had more kids with someone else. No, I’m guessing those stats are like 50% or better! It humors me how people who are jealous of someones fame or fortune or money or looks are always so mean..

  7. Jerrod

    Jodi, sweetie, why would any of us be jealous of that? Some people just have good hygeine!

  8. Dre27

    oh poor britney…where’d she go wrong? She should have just stayed with JT. How can she think she was going to be able to be a stay at home mom….for that you need one person with an income…HER MAN HAS NO INCOME!
    Well hopefully she’s a good mom to compensate…she’ll have to realize you can be a great mom and work at the same time!

  9. I feel soo bad for Britney.. The poparatazai, are all over her.. so what she is having twins it is no big deal… I hope that her and the twins are okay!! but she shoulde cover her self up a little more sorry britt=(

  10. cassie

    i think that if britney is having twins, well thats great for her and kevin. personally i think kevin is a piese of white trash trying to use britneys name for fame. i also think that britney will make a great mother wheather Federline is around or not. and whats this about him talking to shar jackson if i was her i would be very uncomfertable with the whole kevin shar situation. i also think that anyone that can talk shit about britney can go to hell or take a look in the mirror at themselves. i really hope britney made a prenupt agreement i am probably one of britneys biggest fans god i know more about her than she probably knows about herself. all i really have to say is that i wish britney and kevin along with her baby or babies very much love luck and all of my support

  11. Leilani

    i would just like to wish britney and kevin the very best of luck and i just hope that britney has a very well and healthy and happy pregnancy and life with her new preciouis baby(‘s)! and anyone to say that they can honeslty not care about what is going on with her, then go ahaed an talk some major shit, well they are just hipocrits cause apparenlty they care about what is going on with er, cause they apparentley know enough about her as it is!

  12. Kayla

    Awwwww, Brit, congrats in the baby. Sean Preston is a great name! I am not a big fan of Kevin’s though. Like Cassie said, get a prenupt! I also think that Sean would just be better off with a mom like Brit. Kimmie’s right too, ya gotta cover up a bit more and clean up your act, for Sean’s sake.
    All my love, and the best off luck Brit xoxoxo

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