Is Anyone Seriously Going To See ‘House Bunny’?

August 19th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Raise your hand so I can smack some sense into you. Here’s Anna Faris, Rumer Willis and other assorted random actresses at a screening for House Bunny.

Seriously, it’s about a Playboy bunny who become a house mother at the Omega Moo sorority house. She takes all the ugly, awkward and smart girls and transforms them into sluts. They would have been going on to med school and to work for the United Nations but now they’re going to be cocktail waitresses and shampoo girls. Thanks, Anna.

I’m only going if there’s a gangbang scene with Hef. I like the idea of some of these Playboy biddies being so desperate that they let some millionaire rich oldie own them in a harem. Who does that?

Rumer Willis is never going to win her battle. She just isn’t. Someone told her that her collarbone was her best feature so now she dresses like her wrapper is coming off all the time. Rumer, get a cardigan.

Featured in the Gallery: Emma Stone, Rumer Willis, Anna Faris, Katharine McPhee, Lisa Origliasso, Jessica Origliasso, Jessica Szohr and Robert Buckley.

Click any image to view all 35 photos from the House Bunny premiere in the gallery!


Raise your hand so I can smack some sense into you. Here’s Anna Faris, Rumer Willis and other assorted random actresses at a screening for House Bunny.Seriously,
it’s about a Playboy bunny who become a house mother at the Omega Moo
sorority house. She takes all the ugly, awkward and smart girls and
transforms them into sluts. They would have been going on to med school
and to work for the United Nations but now they’re going to be cocktail
waitresses and shampoo girls. Thanks, Anna.I’m only going if
there’s a gangbang scene with Hef. I like the idea of some of these
Playboy biddies being so desperate that they let some millionaire rich
oldie own them in a harem. Who does that?Rumer Willis is never going to win her battle. She just isn’t. Someone told her that her collarbone was her best feature so now she dresses like her wrapper is coming off all the time. Rumer, get a cardigan.Featured in the Gallery: Emma Stone, Rumer Willis, Anna Faris,
Katharine McPhee, Lisa Origliasso, Jessica Origliasso, Jessica Szohr
and Robert Buckley.Check out all 35 photos from the House Bunny premiere in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. b.SL

    Anna Farris is kinda funny & kinda cute, but Playboy sexy? I think not.
    She’ll never replace my Kendra!

  2. Dudley 'Booger' Dawson

    Omega Mu!

    Faris’ next movie must be the biopic “Betty Childs: A change of Heart”

  3. d

    def going to see this movie!

  4. zorba

    Anna is so cute, but I will wait for cable for this movie. And of course, Katherine McPhee is such a cutie too.

  5. Schmillian

    I love you J. Harvey!! You notice everything and articulate exactly what I am thinking in such a hillarious way. (i.e. “collarbone was her best feature”) I will not be seeing this movie, no way, no how.

  6. SweetSoprano

    I would rather shoot myself in the foot.

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