Hot hooker mess Courtney Stodden is making the rest of us ladyfolk look good, according to journalist Jessica Blankenship. And you know what? I kind of agree with her.
Unfortunately Stodden hopped on the dumb-is-popular train a bit late, and now she’s making a fool of herself without the benefit of a hefty paycheck.
“We appear to be rounding a crucial corner where we go from rewarding these women for being sh-tty, to blatantly holding them up as entertaining examples of how to have no self-respect, nor be able to earn it from anyone else,” Blankenship writes in Thought Catalogue, adding that by overdoing it with tanning, waxing, slicing and so on, these cheap-looking ass hats are making the real gals look a whole lot better.
“By relegating the dumbest women to tabloids and casting calls, the overarching state of feminism gets the benefit of having them out of our way as we conduct ourselves mightily and gracefully in the real world, and we get to hold them up as bimbolicious beacons of unbridled wrongness for the next generation to reject entirely,” Blakenship goes on to say. ”So go get it, Courtney Stodden, hunt those eggs; work those over-cooked chicken legs you got. Feminists everywhere thank you.