Jessica Alba’s reps have confirmed that she’s with child. Yay. Seriously, I can’t think of a more cutesy hellish “being pretty is hard” celebrity. The father is her on again/off again boyfriend Cash Warren. She’s due in the spring or summer, and this will cut short her plans to star on Broadway in “Speed-the-Plow”. So the Great White Way can heave a sigh of relief because she can’t act. For real. Have you see the ad for that dumbass looking medical thriller with Anakin Skywalker? And she bends down by his gurney and she’s like “I’ll be waiting for you when you wake up” in that insufferable baby voice that some women think is cute. It’s not cute. It deserves a shovel wallop. Anyway, congrats on the baby.