Oprah Winfrey Must Be Thrilled This Morning

January 4th, 2008 // 7 Comments

The results of the Iowa caucuses are in and Oprah Winfrey’s golden boy Barack Obama sailed to victory last night for the Democratic party, winning over 38% of the vote. He beat out Hilary Clinton and John Edwards. The Republican winner was former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee who beat former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney. Both candidates have been previously accused of being far too inexperienced to run for the presidency but apparently they’re doing something right. “We have chosen hope over fear. We have chosen unity over division and sent a powerful message that change is coming to America,” Obama told supporters. Was Barack’s wife allowed to hug him first, or did Oprah muscle her ass out of the way? Ok, that’s all I have. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to report on something import? How am I supposed to stay shallow having to report on issues of vital importance to our nation?

By J. Harvey

  1. Cat

    So the wife could’nt cheer or hug because of Winefry?? Wow seems we have another B. Clinton on the Shallow horizon….hmmmmm, will see.

  2. Ugh

    I’m quite scared of having a president named Obama for some reason.

  3. T-Bone

    Two things I know for sure: 1) it’s going to be a very interesting year, politically, and 2) Obama won’t be getting my vote.

  4. blah

    I’m not voting for anyone this year because anyone who has a chance has already sold him/herself to the devil. They all suck so I’m going to watch “Rock of Love 2″ instead. I’m really surprised you didn’t comment on those halo horns that Huckabee is sporting in this photo. Just look at it, it’s like two glowing horns jutting out of his skull.

  5. Esther Greenwood

    i’m more frightened of the prospect of having a president named huckabee, mccain, romney or clinton than having a president named obama.

    huckabee is more of a religious zealot than the name ‘obama’ could ever even imply.

  6. blah

    Who cares? He can be all religious if he wants to be, but he if he tried anything too out of line with what the rest of the country wanted, he would get shut down. Look at George. He would have us walking around like damn Quakers if he had his drothers. His crazyiness will need the support and backing of those who like to think of God as that rich uncle that they don’t talk to but expect an inheritance from.

  7. Debbie

    Oprah!! I am really disappointed in you!!! You supported a man who stayed with Reverend Wright for 20 years!! I have been wondering about this for the past few weeks since this Minister has been coming out sounding like a lunatic!!! Now it is coming out about YOU and how YOU left that church because you did not like what this Minister stood for!!!??? How could you stand behind Obama and endorse him knowing all of these things? You have deceived the American people!!! SHAME on YOU!!! And I ONCE admired you!!! No more!!! Get out there and set the record straight!!! I am very disappointed in you for deceiving the rest of this world!!!

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