Introducing Princess Tiaami

July 26th, 2007 // 14 Comments

The most recent addition to the roster of goofy names that our favorite fertile celebrities have selected for their offspring is Princess Tiaami. Katie Price (AKA Jordan) and Peter Andre have decided on the name for their baby girl. Peter and Katie chatted with OK! Magazine about how they came upon the unique moniker for their child. Peter explains:

“Katie always loved the name Princess but everyone thought it was a bit over the top. I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums and then I just woke up one morning and thought ‘I know! We’ll just put them together!’.”

As much as I do love me some Jordan and Peter Andre, with that name, they might as well just go ahead and have the baby’s clear heel baby booties special ordered, if you catch my drift.

Check out the Times Online’s 50 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names after the jump…

Here are the top 50 of the “most outlandish” celebrity baby names, according to the Times Online:

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2′s The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil’ Mo (also mother to God’Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Mandy1009

    Is that really them?

  2. Tara

    She named her daughter Bunny. WRONG AGAIN OK.

  3. Suzzz

    These are not them … lol

  4. ALEX

    why does their son have a helmet on?

  5. Lisa

    No actually they did name her Bunny then changed it to Princess Tiaamii.

    God, I hate that I know this shit.

  6. Ashley

    They named her Princess Tiaamii !?!

    Anyway i dont think the name Tiaamii is that bad its the Princess that sounds a bit tacky to me anyway!

    Cant’t wait for them to have a big spread in OK! magazine, i bet she will be one of the cutest babies ever, except from Coco Arquette & Suri Cruise! lol

  7. Ashley

    They named her Princess Tiaamii !?!

    Anyway i dont think the name Tiaamii is that bad its the Princess that sounds a bit tacky to me anyway!

    Cant’t wait for them to have a big spread in OK! magazine, i bet she will be one of the cutest babies ever, except from Coco Arquette & Suri Cruise! lol

  8. Tina

    Isn’t that a picture of Elle MacPherson? Jordan can only dream of having the beauty, figure and fame of Elle!

  9. Kibbell

    They called their child Bunny (which is pretty normal in the UK) until they gave her a name. About the pic….I don’t know who the hell that is, but it’s not Jordan and her family.

  10. ifyousayso

    sounds like she’ll be ready for the next star wars trilogy (when george lucas inevitably returns to that cash cow again).

  11. Ruby Jackson

    “then I just woke up one morning and thought ‘I know! We’ll just put them together!’.”

    So, this is what happens when Peter’s actually able to get two of his synapses to fire.

  12. Emily B. A.

    Some of the names on the list aren’t that strange. And, as someone with VERY common first and last names, I wish my parents had channeled their hippie selves and gone with Moonbeam.

  13. GAME TIME!!

    These people are either

    A: White Trash
    B:Ghetto
    C: Drunk and high

    Match each to the right celeb!

  14. Rhonda

    I sometimes wonder if celebs give their children wild names for the public so their real names can be used in private for security reasons.

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