Interchangeable Reality Show Mannequins Despise Each Other

August 2nd, 2007 // 6 Comments


So there’s trouble behind the scenes of MTV’s “The Hills” are they are gearing up to promote their third season. It seems that Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag both want the other to die. MTV has had trouble getting these two bims together to do the promotion thing.

“Lauren and Heidi refused to even be in the same room as each other,” said a Hollywood insider. “They hate each other so much. In the photos on MTV’s site for the third season, they had to Photoshop Heidi in because they wouldn’t even take a picture together.” A rep for MTV had “no comment.”

The tensions between them started on “The Hills”‘ second season. I’m not playing sensitive ponytail PBS-watching only if I owned a TV guy. I watch plenty of mindless bullshit. But I’ve never seen any of these shows. I wouldn’t know who Lauren Conrad is if she punched me in the face. And I believe Heidi’s the one with the new boobies who stages photo ops with the paps along with her gay guy fiancee. So two people who are offering nothing to the world. Which I’ve heard is kinda what that show is about.

By J. Harvey

  1. mark

    Oh for cripe’s sake, these two are not even D list…who the fuck cares?? Not pretty, not talented, not worth the text printed on them. Sheesh. Hope they’re keeping some of the cash they’re “earning” with this gig cuz it ain’t gonna last.

    Fake boobies, fake life. Ovah it.

  2. Stinky Minky

    I second Mark’s sentiments. Seriously… MTV needs to return to its roots. These bitches aren’t even worth half of Martha Quinn.

  3. Yawn!


    Screw these two losers for real.

    Audrina is the hottest one anyway.

    I say fire them both and get some new ass on that show.


  4. Am

    Wait…what? Oh, was I supposed to read this posting? I couldn’t get past Heidi’s bolt-ons.

  5. but… 3 out 4 of the chicks are hot, and that’s what’s really important here.

  6. Sarah

    hahaha this show is definitely one of my guilty pleasures! I think it’s funny because it’s so ridiculous and staged! :D ah well.

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