In Touch Summer Stars Party Nearly Starless

Last night I had the lucky opportunity to cover the In Touch Summer Stars party. I was so excited after seeing the list of stars who would be attending — but half didn’t even show up.

So I made the best of it and interviewed a lot of Disney kids I didn’t recognize at first, listened patiently while Traci Bingham talked my ear off, nearly offended Ross the Intern from The Tonight Show, and touched the mighty muscles of Justice and Militia from American Gladiators.

Paris Hilton did show up, but I wasn’t as lucky as last time — the Germans to my left stole her away! Her mother Kathy though, was very generous and answered a few questions for me. What makes her most proud of her daughters? Seeing the way they interact with their fans.

Stephanie Pratt was more tight-lipped than usual, making me think that recent reports in the media have made her realize that maybe being so open on the red carpet isn’t such a wise choice, albeit one that doesn’t help me any.

Video coming soon, and more tidbits of my F-List adventure after the jump.

25 more photos from the In Touch Weekly party are after the jump.

Robert Kardashian Jr. and his Cheetah Girl girlfriend Adrienne Bailon are even more adorable together in person.

Amerie gets so anxious to change her hair color that she almost grabbed a box from the grocery store.

Antonio Sabato Jr. is getting ready for Celebrity Circus, where he is the one swinging from others on the trapeze.

Lisa Gastineau found out that Brittny got in an accident when she received a phone call from a friend. Brittny received lots of scratches on her arms and legs in the crash.

And according to some girl who was hanging all over Perez Hilton, the two are engaged and getting married… poor thing. At least she was joking and only flashed her panties numerous times.